Thrasher666
Literotica Guru
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Where were you?? At the pub?![]()
At a pub but i was at work not drinking unfortunatly.
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Where were you?? At the pub?![]()
What would you be called then?
I used to love pork scratchings.......hairs and all.....![]()
WTF??? http://uk.health*****style.yahoo.net/mother-risks-health-to-become-worlds-fattest-woman.htm
I dunno. "The Mighty Twatstretcher" has a certain charm though. The Goaty One branded me Clive, I guess we could put this, er, minor amendment forward for her consideration...?

Only in America......
Used to? They still exist you know. Get em down ya gal!

Good luck![]()
Blimey. Prices in Tesco these days i dunno how to afford 15,000 calories a day.
Yeah, I sort of think I know the answer. Mind it is less characters than "Thor bow down to my awsomeness".
As I was typing I did actually get a craving for them
I know they still exist but I want to live![]()
It was the Maharaja of Jaipur who said "'This better to live one day as a tiger than a lifetime as a sheep".

I am Thor and i am awesome!!
O.....Kay........I thought they were pig![]()
Sigh, yes they are pig.
Hang on a mo, are you two deliberatly trying to make me type massive paragraphs of explanation to everything I say...? You bleedin are, aintcha?
I like it!!![]()

Yes yes, we know, wasn't challenging ya on that title, I was meerly pointing out, should the goaty one complain, that my proposed "The Mighty Twatstretcher" is still less typing than your "I am Thor, bow down to my awsomeness".
Actually _me_ has a point. I am Thor and I am Awsome has abit more flair I think, though you could cheerfully swap from one to the other as you see fit, being, as you decree, awesome.![]()
Sigh, yes they are pig.
Hang on a mo, are you two deliberatly trying to make me type massive paragraphs of explanation to everything I say...? You bleedin are, aintcha?

Weeell it saves us typing loads of stuff dont it!!
Actually _me_ has a point. I am Thor and I am Awsome has abit more flair I think, though you could cheerfully swap from one to the other as you see fit, being, as you decree, awesome.![]()
