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[5080]

ahhhhh monkeys.......they don't eat their own crap but they will hurl it at ya so DUCK!

There used to be an Urang at the local Zoo when I was a lad- he was a dead shot with his poo. Still cooped up and gawped at, you gotta have a hobby.

Naah Vervets- I saw some when I was in Africa and was amazed by em- for the sheer randomness of evolution.

 

[_me_]

Oh aye, indeed. I didn't learn anything new the next day, but then it was indeed one of those nuggets of info that will stay with ya. You can count those moments on, well, hopefully more than one hand.

it's one of my favourites, that pearl of wisdom. Up there with the best I know.

Ha ha

lol, you just let your imagination run loose when you saw what was between um!

hi me and 5080.....first off, i am gonna have to rename you 5080, i am NOT GOOD at typin numbers....so i am gonna call you clive....sounds english enough.....fixin to storm here again, just southwest of me and movin in, should cool off when it gets here, yahooooooo. i will try to lay down again then. just not sleepin good with the heat.

Clive??? Ha ha

Er, they breed like the clappers? They eat their own shit?

Is it natrual history night tonight then?

...Know anything about vervet monkeys?

Did I ask you???? Hmm....

 

[goatchick1]

Listen, I'll get round to it, gimme time- it's kinda daunting- in a good way, like being at your 5th birthday party looking at the biggest trifle youve ever ever seen.

Impressive indeed. but see, while I do prefer the more fuller bosom, the finer details still matter, and they're all there Chick- "It's a"yes" from me and you're thru to the next round" as Mr Cowell would say.

oh i love advancin!!!

 

[_me_]

the closest thing i know bout bunnies is my favorite sayin "we did it like bunnies for a weekend one night"....well that and the fact that i rescued a pair of bunnies one time, john paul and black eyed peas, i was assured BOTH were boys....the little girl begged me to take them cause her mama and dad were gonna kill them and eat them...so i did (i am a sucker like that)....lo and behold, in the blink of an eye, black eyed peas had 7 babies! guess who WASN'T a boy????....beautiful little buggers, so i raised them, found homes for them and found myself thinkin "well better separate those two or i will end up with more"...guess what??? i went out to separate them one day and black eyed peas had 9 brand new babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the hell is the gestation time on bunnies?????? 20 minutes????????????????????....found a home for all of them and that was my one and only bunny experience....i sure enjoyed them but saw my future filled with hundreds of bunnies if left here with me.

Aww.......so cute!!

They taste nice

:caning:

 

[theweescotsman]

Oooh watch what you say to these ladies, Jock.

I got a stern look for not liking goat's cheese, and poor Thrasher had the temerity to slag off Axl Rose. He was on the outside naughty step for that one.

Lol Axl Rose.......aye well have to agree with Thrasher on that one, best thing that ever happened to Guns and Roses was splittin' up and giving my ears a break

But i do love goats cheese

 

[5080]

Oh and great thread by the way....I love talking nonsense

ooh you think you can come to no harm talking crap, but believe me it's both entertaining and incriminating. Should be a point score for who puts their foot in it the least!

 

[goatchick1]

Lol Axl Rose.......aye well have to agree with Thrasher on that one, best thing that ever happened to Guns and Roses was splittin' up and giving my ears a break

But i do love goats cheese

oh thats a good lad......put those where you like them best....if that ain't enough, i got more.

 

[theweescotsman]

perfect angel......try for the end of september tho, cooler by then and we won't die from heat strokes!


no need to pack clothes tho prince, that will just be ballast!

September works

 

[5080]

Lol Axl Rose.......aye well have to agree with Thrasher on that one, best thing that ever happened to Guns and Roses was splittin' up and giving my ears a break

Oooh, I warned you... (still that was like a big red button marked 'do not press') I'm wincing and putting my fingers in my ears ready for the explosion...

 

[theweescotsman]

Aww.......so cute!!



:caning:

Now you know I love an ass whippin' so that ain't a punishment

 

[goatchick1]

September works

awesome! i will have the goats tidy up the goathouse and tell the danes to not jump on the balloon when you get here and puncture anything...fair warning tho, elliott is gonna want a ride in the balloon. just sayin.

 

[_me_]

nooooooooooo prince, we don't eat our friends!

No, we dont!!!

Listen, I'll get round to it, gimme time- it's kinda daunting- in a good way, like being at your 5th birthday party looking at the biggest trifle youve ever ever seen.

Impressive indeed. but see, while I do prefer the more fuller bosom, the finer details still matter, and they're all there Chick- "It's a"yes" from me and you're thru to the next round" as Mr Cowell would say.

I never did like trifle

Ha ha......do you feel special now, gc?

 

[5080]

September works

In a hot air baloon- who are you, Philleas Fogg? Mate I'll be getting a quicker mode of transport and gettin there "afore ye"...

 

[theweescotsman]

ooh you think you can come to no harm talking crap, but believe me it's both entertaining and incriminating. Should be a point score for who puts their foot in it the least!

I put my foot in it often, does that mean I get a high score or a low one

oh thats a good lad......put those where you like them best....if that ain't enough, i got more.

Oh I got just the spot for them......can you guess....well can ya

 

[theweescotsman]

In a hot air baloon- who are you, Philleas Fogg? Mate I'll be getting a quicker mode of transport and gettin there "afore ye"...

Ah but it's always good to arrive in style, anyone can hop on planes

 

[goatchick1]

No, we dont!!!



I never did like trifle

Ha ha......do you feel special now, gc?

i really do me, up til now my whole life i feel like i just been spinnin my wheels....i am finally advancin!!!!!!!!!! woooooohoooooo

 

[5080]

I never did like trifle

Nor me- at least not now, probably after a excessive binge-related error in my early years.

 

[goatchick1]

Ah but it's always good to arrive in style, anyone can hop on planes

 

[goatchick1]

I put my foot in it often, does that mean I get a high score or a low one



Oh I got just the spot for them......can you guess....well can ya

yes dear, i know exactly where the booboo is and it needs kisses to make it alllllll betterer.

 

[5080]

i really do me, up til now my whole life i feel like i just been spinnin my wheels....i am finally advancin!!!!!!!!!! woooooohoooooo

See, charm personified, me.

 

[goatchick1]

In a hot air baloon- who are you, Philleas Fogg? Mate I'll be getting a quicker mode of transport and gettin there "afore ye"...

okay, good plan, when you get off the plane, look for the big redhead in a goatcart being pulled by 4 billys then just follow the smell!

 

[5080]

the booboo?? WTF?

Is that the same as.. what was it now... cum eggs?

 

[theweescotsman]

yes dear, i know exactly where the booboo is and it needs kisses to make it alllllll betterer.

Thank you nurse.......

 

[goatchick1]

the booboo?? WTF?

Is that the same as.. what was it now... cum eggs?

omg rofl....yes they are exactly the same only different!

 

[goatchick1]

See, charm personified, me.

i have said that about you your whole life clive.....