Quick question for y'all

[JimmyJacksonJr]

Howdy folks. I know it's late and all, and y'all are probably wrapped up in your bedclothes like a boll weevil in a cotton bale, but I got a question that's just plain got me stumped like an old oak in a beaver habitat.

I reckon I'll start at the beginning and work my way on forward from there. So, I was out at the range with my buddies (or "home slices", as my black friends might say, because I got me several black friends. We ain't racist down here like it says in them Neil Young songs.) just shootin' at targets shaped like rappers and ghetto type people, and when I went to lube up the old peashooter, I pulled out a tube of sex jelly! Seems I accidentally switched it with my gun cleanin' lube before I left that morning. So, the boys got a real good chuckle from that, and I tossed that bottle of lube in the trash right quick, not thinking. Well, now I'm home, it's late, and Bessy has some of them sweet smelling candles all lit up and we're thinkin' about having a little husband and wife horny tussle, if you know what I mean.

So, to make a big story small like, my question is this: can we (that's Bessy and me) use Hoppe's #9 as a sex lube?

 

[ChinaBandit]

Roll Tide Roll

 

[blobfish]

Sounds like a country tune in the makings.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

I can only think of him as blobby with a fake cowboy accsent. That is a stupid alt blobby. -_-

 

[ChinaBandit]

A certain Jesuit institution in the shithole, woops I mean state, of Indiana will be hearing it sung loudly soon.

 

[blobfish]

I can only think of him as blobby with a fake cowboy accsent. That is a stupid alt blobby. -_-

Gee, how observant.

 

[TonyClifton]

 

[JimmyJacksonJr]

I got the feeling that I just wasted two good similes on y'all.

Well, I been pluckin' on Bessie like a steel guitar for half an hour, so I reckon I can just mosey on in without the ol' Astroglide.

Thanks anyway, and y'all have a good night now.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Hmm... I think I like this one better then blobby... (Just because his wife's name is that of a farmer's stereotypical cow's. If you really new country talk, you'd understand that. Ever since I moved to the U.S., that texas drawl has been one of the worst 'acssents' I've ever heard.)