Quick one-liner challenge thread

[kiten69]

Try this one...

http://yoke.cc/0funny10.jpg

 

[FallingToFly]

Whatever happened- I didn't do it!!!

 

[slyc_willie]

Try this one...

http://yoke.cc/0funny10.jpg

The Grassy Knoll theory debunked . . . .

 

[Darkniciad]

Try this one...

http://yoke.cc/0funny10.jpg

I thought I saw a puddy tat this yellow boy!

 

[The_Fool]

Try this one...

http://yoke.cc/0funny10.jpg

This is for stealing my catnip, you hairball!

 

[kiten69]

Next...

http://static.flickr.com/31/94690778_a1506cf9a2.jpg?v=0

 

[scriptordelecto]

Next...

http://static.flickr.com/31/94690778_a1506cf9a2.jpg?v=0

Jeb: But....you told me to fix the dishwasher. They're gettin' clean ain't they?

 

[bluebell]

Yay! I figured out how to post the picture! Embarrassed about how long it took...eh.

Next...

http://static.flickr.com/31/94690778_a1506cf9a2.jpg

Never Do Your Dishes Again!
FOR RENT: Cute, portable, Doggy Dish-Licker.
Withstands industrial dishwashers, small children, and will lick all the hard-to-reach nooks & crannies in your dishes!
Great for both large parties and intimate gatherings.
$50/hr. Tips paid in cheese. Answers to the name "Batman".
Call 555-SLURP for more details.

 

[Trombonus]

Next...

http://static.flickr.com/31/94690778_a1506cf9a2.jpg?v=0

The first dishwasher was effective, but did not last long once word got out about several isolated incidents of fur mysteriously appearing in peoples food.

 

[elsol]

Next...

http://static.flickr.com/31/94690778_a1506cf9a2.jpg?v=0

Thank you very much, but I can wash my own dish.

 

[Tom Collins]

Next...

http://static.flickr.com/31/94690778_a1506cf9a2.jpg?v=0

Dog thinking...*Oh, man, I hope they never get this thing fixed!*

 

[jomar]

Next...

http://static.flickr.com/31/94690778_a1506cf9a2.jpg?v=0

"Lucky dog, lucky dog, lucky dog..."

 

[FatDino]

Next...

http://static.flickr.com/31/94690778_a1506cf9a2.jpg?v=0

"The new Sunlight. All organic and completely safe for the environment."

 

[UberGutterSlut]

Next...

http://static.flickr.com/31/94690778_a1506cf9a2.jpg?v=0

How many times has she told her idiot husband to rinse the damn dishes first...oh fuck it i'll do it... *grumbles*

 

[Tom Collins]

Ok, since it seems ok for anyone to put a new pic up, I've got one for y'all.

http://www.insanityplanet.com/cartoons/71.jpg

 

[FatDino]

Ok, since it seems ok for anyone to put a new pic up, I've got one for y'all.

http://www.insanityplanet.com/cartoons/71.jpg

"Key Club Fund Raising"

 

[Nookiehunter]

"Key Club Fund Raising"

I really like your "Key Club Fund Raising" cartoon.

Well done!

Nookiehunter

 

[UberGutterSlut]

Ok, since it seems ok for anyone to put a new pic up, I've got one for y'all.

http://www.insanityplanet.com/cartoons/71.jpg

"I KNEW my son was holding out on me...THATS MY BOY"

 

[Tom Collins]

"Key Club Fund Raising"

*feels really stupid asking*

What's a key club?

 

[kiten69]

http://www.funnyanimalz.com/images/funny_cats_7.jpg

 

[UberGutterSlut]

*feels really stupid asking*

What's a key club?

Some gay club in high school...I can't remember what it was based on...but its just a way to get some credentials to put on College aps...

 

[Tom Collins]

http://www.funnyanimalz.com/images/funny_cats_7.jpg

That's one of my AVs...lol

 

[UberGutterSlut]

That's one of my AVs...lol

"Damn that Jill...My head hurts..."

 

[FatDino]

*feels really stupid asking*

What's a key club?

Yep, a high school club, usually raise money for school activities, or just hang around, show up for credits (that's what I did)

 

[FatDino]

I really like your "Key Club Fund Raising" cartoon.

Well done!

Nookiehunter

Thank you!

And where's your line, Cookie?