Questions Not to Ask Your Partner During Sex

[MindCandie]

What questions should you not ask your partner during sex?

When will it end?

 

[tedsbeds]

What questions should you not ask your partner during sex?

When will it end?

Is it safe?

 

[MindCandie]

Is it safe?

What is that?

 

[Grumpybollocks]

Is it meant to be like that?

 

[ydahecnot]

What’s your name, again?

 

[MindCandie]

And mine is...?

Do I know you? *Laughs softly.*

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

is it supposed to stay this soft?

 

[tedsbeds]

And mine is...?

Mom????

 

[MindCandie]

Mom????

What are you doing?

 

[ydahecnot]

Is your self-loathing as strong as mine?

 

[Grumpybollocks]

When did you last wash?

 

[MindCandie]

I wondered what you were doing back there. I guess it's time we introduced ourselves...



Egbert! Why aren't you in the dungeon?

What's an STD?

 

[ydahecnot]

Do you hear it as “hot potatoes,” too?

 

[tedsbeds]

I wondered what you were doing back there. I guess it's time we introduced ourselves...



Egbert! Why aren't you in the dungeon?

Does dad know?

 

[MindCandie]

Don't worry about that. I gave you that before you were born.



When I know who your dad is, I'll be sure to never tell him.

Is it my child?

 

[tedsbeds]

Don't worry about that. I gave you that before you were born.



When I know who your dad is, I'll be sure to never tell him.

Did we already do it?
/

 

[MindCandie]

He's certainly got your boyish "twinkle."

Is that a Twinkie ? I do love cream. *Winks*

 

[tedsbeds]

Is that a Twinkie ? I do love cream. *Winks*

I thought you liked my Ring Ding?

 

[ydahecnot]

Are you ready to meet your maker?

 

[MindCandie]

I thought you liked my Ring Ding?

Isn't that a Ho Ho?

 

[Grumpybollocks]

Does your mother have to join in with everything?

 

[MindCandie]

Does your mother have to join in with everything?

No, isn't she your ex-girlfriend?

 

[tedsbeds]

Isn't that a Ho Ho?

No its a Yoo Hoo.

You want a Ding Dong?

 

[MindCandie]

No its a Yoo Hoo.

You want a Ding Dong?

Can you give me a hot Weiner?

 

[Grumpybollocks]

Were you once a man?