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[alltherage]

How many feel it is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.

It is easy for me to serve and heat messes my hair so i'll take heaven.

 

[Camille]

I'd rather serve, Satan is known for the double cross.

 

[Elizabeth]

And I had 666 posts just a little while ago.

 

[alltherage]

Check that woman's head for numbers, quick. eeeeeek.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Heaven or hell

I have been told to go to hell so many times in my life I think it's a given that I will be going there. I re-pave the road to hell everyday to make sure that I have a smooth ride.

 

[alltherage]

Does the road to hell have sign posts?

 

[PowerOfOne]

I don't know, Alltherage. Apparently those that tell me to go to hell know the way so I can ask them for directions but I think my hand basket that I will be going to hell in is on automatic pilot.
(Going to hell in a handbasket)

 

[alltherage]

My god!!!!!!!1 Can you fit in a handbasket. Is your AV a true reflection of who you are. Oh my. I've been told to go to hell many times but thankfully no one seems to have a rational idea of how to get there. Now i did say rational!

 

[LukkyKnight]

One wondered what had become of all the good intentions, Power.

Now it is revealed that they have been put to use at an odd time of year (is it not winter, as opposed to road-paving season?) MN-DOT will surely be contacting you about how to affect repairs so close to the solstice...

Serve in heaven seems the best goal, even if one prepares for alternate destinations.

In giving there is so much to be gained...

 

[alltherage]

i believe it was a philosopher named Santana(sp?) whose reasons for believing in god made the most sense to me.

If you believe in god and there is no god you've lost nothing.

If you believe in god and there is a god you gain salvation.

If you don't believe in god and there is no god see number 1.

If you don't believe in god and there is a god ohhhhhhh boy you in tuble.

Or something like that.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: One wondered what had become of all the good intentions, Power.

Now it is revealed that they have been put to use at an odd time of year (is it not winter, as opposed to road-paving season?) MN-DOT will surely be contacting you about how to affect repairs so close to the solstice...

Serve in heaven seems the best goal, even if one prepares for alternate destinations.

In giving there is so much to be gained...

As IF MN-DOT knows anything about road repairs. You are not talking to an out of towner here. Besides, I go to heaven in my lover's arms or is it that they go to heaven in mine? At any rate, I have been there many times and no one tells me, "Why don't you go to heaven?"

Alltherage, yes that is me in the AV. Oh, I think I just made headway in my paving to hell on this one..LOL!

 

[alltherage]

Fiesty little thing ain't ya. How you type with such tiny fingers. You also appear to have one finger that is problematic. I assume, given your innocense(alll babies are innocent right?) that the digit in question got that way accidentally. lol.

 

[PowerOfOne]

~laughing~ I was born with an attitude. The little problematic finger that you speak of is in permanent position. Shall I make room for you in my hand basket?

 

[Bob Peale]

Serve.

Already done the other

 

[LukkyKnight]

Fiesty little thing ain't ya. How you type with such tiny fingers. You also appear to have one finger that is problematic. I assume, given your innocense(alll babies are innocent right?) that the digit in question got that way accidentally. lol.

That's an OLD picture, but for the record I have one of my offspring making exactly that gesture - kids know how to communicate.

 

[alltherage]

Is the basket lined with something soft?

 

[PowerOfOne]

Sure is lined with something soft, Alltherage, and will insure that we get to hell faster than intended.

LukkyKnight, thank you for the "OLD" comment, I think Alltherage and I have now found our guide to hell.

 

[LukkyKnight]

LOL

Sure is lined with something soft, Alltherage, and will insure that we get to hell faster than intended.

LukkyKnight, thank you for the "OLD" comment, I think Alltherage and I have now found our guide to hell.

It's not even color, Power, and we know you're verbal. You're clearly at least 8-10 years beyond the age displayed on your av. You may be able to fool the newbies and trolls, but I got up early this morning and I know you aren't as young as that picture.

 

[alltherage]

Hole up a ding dang minute. I am serving remember. I am getting off at pergatory. Thanks for the lift power. Velvet lining? Its warm on the way so I guess I am not dressing up huh?

 

[PowerOfOne]

Yes, Alltherage, velvet lining describes it accurately.

LukkyKnight, God will get you for that. You are a real beacon on a foggy night. Keep on, kind sir, and I will gladly give you the directions to hell.

I really should be working but no one else around this office is so what the hell? Oh, there I have said it. I am on my waaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!

 

[alltherage]

Hole up a ding dang minute. I am serving remember. I am getting off at pergatory. Thanks for the lift power. Velvet lining? Its warm on the way so I guess I am not dressing up huh?

 

[PowerOfOne]

Ok, Alltherage, you are serving so bring those CANS of bourbon and coke I am hearing so much about on the Lit board. May as well relax and enjoy the ride. That sounds familiar. OH! Now I know why I never take Greyhound! Now I know where it is actually headed!! Can I have that can of bourbon and coke now?

Determined to keep this thread going aren't we?

 

[LukkyKnight]

now hold on just another ding dang whatchamcallit

Originally asserted by PowerOfOneFinger
Yes, Alltherage, velvet lining describes it accurately.

LukkyKnight, God will get you for that. You are a real beacon on a foggy night. Keep on, kind sir, and I will gladly give you the directions to hell.

I really should be working but no one else around this office is so what the hell? Oh, there I have said it. I am on my waaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!

God doesn't care if I point out that your avatar is not a current picture of you, and where's your christmas spirit, anyway? But more to the point, I don't do well with directions, so if you want me to get there you'll be navigating. So come with me, Power, and we'll check out that velvet lining...

 

[alltherage]

ahhhhhhhh bourban and coke. ickkkkkkkkkkkkkk. got a bombay and tonic handy. They are more refreshing on a hot day. Oh my. Lions and tigers and bears, oh my.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: now hold on just another ding dang whatchamcallit

God doesn't care if I point out that your avatar is not a current picture of you, and where's your christmas spirit, anyway? But more to the point, I don't do well with directions, so if you want me to get there you'll be navigating. So come with me, Power, and we'll check out that velvet lining...

Come with you? My pleasure, errr..our pleasure!

And God does care, he told me so. My Christmas spirit seems to be in a can in New Zealand. Could you pick us up some on the way to my bedroom?