Question for the guys...ah hell, girls too.

[Melody_lane]

Given that you are single...eventhough, I know it wouldn't matter to some of you-

Girl/guy walks up to you (let's say in a supermarket)says, "hey, I'm new in town-you're cute...here's my number."

What would you do??

 

[Skibum]

Not being very smooth, I'd probably be too crude and blow it. If it weren't for a little persistent pursuit from Mrs. skibum, there probably wouldn't be any little skibums around today. Given the lack of couth in some of us guys, it is a wonder the world's population is as high as it is.

 

[Thumper]

Pet her seeing eye dog

Try to stop my foot from thumping first....then go home and change my underwear....'cause, well just because.

More likely question her judgement....must be on an acid trip!

Really??? Tell her I am married....if still interested...who the hell knows never happened and never will.

 

[Gatorboy]

Well I dont think I have to worry about that ever happening, but if it did, I would look around for hidden cameras, thinking I am on some sort of practical joke show. If I didnt see any, I would probably smile real big showing my dimples and turn beet red. Then I would give her my number and tell her to call me if she was really serious.

 

[Dreamer1]

This is easy Melody dear. I have been with the same woman my entire adult life and when women approach me I explain to them I am happily married and most of the time, that is that. I simply would not know what to do if I were single and was approached. Thank goodness, I have never had to be "out there" in the single jungle. As far as the women or men who pursue married-monogamous types, I would not be interested in people like that anyway. I have no problem with swingers, it is simply not my lifestyle choice.

 

[CreamyLady]

Given my usual level of couture and grooming in the supermarket, they'd have to peel me off the floor. I'd faint dead away.

Were he still around when I came to, however, I'd probably say sure, why not . . .

 

[Siren]

 

[Thumper]

Also depends on whether her cart is racing for my car at that very moment.....confused???? Join the crowd

great grandson?????

 

[Bigdog]

Thinking back to my single days, if a woman came up to me in a store and offered me her number I would definitely take it. Whether I called her or not would depend on my initial impression of her, but chances are I would give it a shot. Nothing to lose, right?

Funny thing is, I have actually experieced this. Met a woman in a grocery store, started talking, next thing I know she's asking if I want to go to a club with her that night. I had to politely tell her I was married and that was that. Except that I had a shit-eating grin for days!

 

[Siren]

 

[Guest]

If some guy said that to me in the supermarket I'd do one of my tantrums and scream, "How the fuck did you know I'm a frigging fag?"

 

[Thumper]

Only thing any body ever asked me in a grocery store was "Paper or Plastic???"

Or maybe "Could you please not do that in the produce section?

Let's go shopping siren.....wanna check out the fresh produce???? Just ignore the screaming gay guy in the lobby....

[Edited by Thumper on 06-18-2000 at 08:28 PM]

 

[Siren]

 

[Thumper]

Hmmmmmmm carrots....So siren, ya like big carrots, or the little baby carrots??? Thought you might be more inclined to peruse the zucchini selection...

Siren is a 24 "carrot" gem....

Stuffed the imposter in the can recycler in the lobby...let's go

 

[Siren]

 

[Thumper]

Hmmmm wondering how I should go about this "carrotectomy"...perhaps eat them out????
worth a try I think...if that doesn't work perhaps more drastic measures???

Food for thought...I guess that's one way to get a rabbit into a hole....

 

[Siren]

 

[Gatorboy]

Siren, I am having too much fun watching Thumper get out the carrots!! You two made me forget what this thread was actually about. haha You people are great!!

 

[Thumper]

*looking frantically for firehose*

Gatorboy.....think you'll ever be able to look at stew the same way???? Rabbit stew even???

 

[Siren]

 

[Gatorboy]

I just wish I knew what the name of the store was, because I would make sure I bought all of my produce there!! Im sure those carrots would add some tasty zest to any meal!!

 

[Thumper]

Got the carrot though!!!!
MMMMM tastes unique....definitely like the marinade

Damn wascallly wabbit! Always scwewing things up eh Siren. Perchance were you looking for something to eat???


Maybe it's a................"Big Bear" store??? OOPS another thread sorry...

 

[Angelique]

*handing towels to Siren and Thumper on my way into the store to buy more duct tape*

 

[Siren]

 

[Gatorboy]

Thumper? Why was there a screaming gay guy in the recycle bin at that store we were just at? lol