Pyper´s shameless attention-getting thread

[Pyper]

Yes, it´s Pyper!

What do you mean, who?

Well, anyway, those of you who remember me, I will soon (in about a month) be returning from the internetless abyss known as southern Spain and be back to join the board permanently! So fill me in on all the Lit gossip I´ve missed.

What do you mean, you´ve never heard of me?

 

[JazzManJim]

Why sure I've heard of you!

I don't really know you, but I've heard of you

Welcome back, Oh World Traveler!

 

[Wiggles]

I remember your av, and I remember you coming around every once in awhile.

So... welcome back Pyper, even if for a little bit.

 

[Pyper]

Well, it´s good to know my av makes an impression, even if I don´t!

 

[lilminx]

I remember you, although I don't think we have ever "talked" on here. Nice to see you again.

 

[MinkSoul]

Hi Pyper...


All I know is...


I left...


but


Now I'm back...


How you doing?

 

[Pyper]

Hey, did I mention today is the start of San Fermín?

In other words, bulls chasing dumb tourists! Hooray!

*sings* Uno de enero, dos de febrero, tres de marzo, cuatro de abril...cinco de mayo, seis de junio, siete de julio, San Fermín!

 

[Cheyenne]

This has been a very good week for hearing from old friends!

Welcome back! (Almost.) Looking forward to all the great stories you'll have to tell us upon your return.

 

[Pyper]

Hi Pyper...


How you doing?

I´m good, Minkie-baby. Has everyone finally got it straightened out whether you are male or female?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Hello, Pyper. I don't know you, but others who do speak highly of you. I look forward to making your acquaintance.

 

[MinkSoul]

Well..... I've got a "y" chromasome but..... as far as the male/female thing..... Who knows?



Haaayyyyy..... I'm jelouse of you..... I've never been to Spain and have always wanted to go.....You got any pictures?

 

[Pyper]

Haaayyyyy..... I'm jelouse of you..... I've never been to Spain and have always wanted to go.....You got any pictures?

Well, yesh, I do, but the lack of internet also equals lack of scanner and other such things, so you will have to wait till I get home to see some. My friend who was here in Spain with me at the beginning of the year has a bunch of pictures on her site, but that is a bit too personal to share here.

Hamletsmachine-

Oh, they´ve been talking about me, eh? *narrows eyes suspiciously* What´ve they been saying?

 

[juicylips]

Hi, Pyper.

I've seen you post from time to time. It will be nice to have you back on the boards on a more consistent basis.

JL

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Hamletsmachine-

Oh, they´ve been talking about me, eh? *narrows eyes suspiciously* What´ve they been saying?

They don't know whether you're a male or a female, either -

j/k - it was all good, I promise.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh, do you still have a delectable ass, PJ?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Pyper!

Long time no see, chica.

Okay, here's the skinny.

You'll never believe it, but DCL converted while you're gone. To Islam of all things. That came out of left field and we were so not expecting DCL to convert to anything, let alone a religion that requires so much commitment.

Siren renounced her job as a lawyer and has gone into customer service. She says that she couldn't be happier since she picked up that job as a telemarketer. All those wonderful people she gets to talk to every day.

Lavender has plans to start a pornographic legal clinic. Everyone in there will be doing their work in the nude for the titillation of clients everywhere.

Mischka isn't real into the idea, she thinks she'll get more tips a dancer in that club down by the airport.

Synthesist is now a card-carrying feminist. He joined NOW a few weeks ago and has been spouting Dworkyn-style philosophy for a while. It's irritating as his old insane-GOP stuff. Oh, if you left prior to the name change, synthesist=lekov=markov cain=andra_jenny.

Problem Child sold his house in California and has emigrated to Canada, that rat. He lives three houses down from *bratcat* who is still spurning his attentions. It's shameful, really. I'm closer and I don't require a passport. I'm almost offended by this.

*bratcat* has made a move into catholicism after watching a live performance of the Sound of Music at the high school last May. She's trying to find a way to become a nun and still maintain regular visits to Literotica. We wish her well.

Marxist finally confessed. He's a white man named Melvin who lives in Newark, New Jersey and works as both an overnight manager at McDonalds and a used car salesman at Crazy Dale's Cars For You! The microchocopenis is vanilla flavored.

There's more, but I've got a report to write and some trig to do.

I haven't changed at all, by the way. MP, DarlingBri, and Kerrie O'Keefe migrated to another website, PM me if you want the address.

 

[Pyper]

Red in the face from laughing here, KM. The German guy next to me is giving me weird looks. Thanks a lot!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I live to please.

 

[Pyper]

Oh, do you still have a delectable ass, PJ?

Even more delectable now that I´ve taken to wearing skirts. Shorts are considered inappropriate here on women, so I´ve had to give up my grungy look for something more sophisticated.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I haven't changed at all, by the way.

She lies.

Well not really lied as such

She just admitted to the board that yes, she wanted Steve Youngs body, the three foot no cock zone was her idea so that she didnt miss out on em at both ends of her.

Oh and she's a lesbian, and sexygirl is stalking her for stories.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You know how we wanted pics before, Pyperina.

Now, skirt pics with delectable ass...

Um...

Please...

 

[Pyper]

Chef-

Now how on earth would I take a picture of my own ass in a skirt? And no, I will definitely not ask the horny, whistling Spanish guys to take the picture for me.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Fuck it

Can you visit AFM so he can do the honours?

I'm trying my best here, really.

 

[Guru]