pussy farts anyone else have this problem?

Armygirl

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ok who else has the problem of there pussy farting ?
it is a little emberassing truly
and is there anything that can be done about .
when you getting it from behind it is like your pumping air
into it

armygirl
 
Auggggggh I hate that! Sometimes there is so much air he can't even get his dick in me. Then it suddenly comes out making an embarrasing noise. At least we hev been together long enough that he is cool about it and it is not too embarassing!
 
Don't even pay attention to it..........Just keep on doing what you where doing.......... All natural.
 
think of it this way :)

the more pussy farts, the better the pumping! Nothing to be embarassed about there if you look at it that way.

wheee haa!!!!
 
My cats don't fart. I think it depends on what you feed them. My x girlfriend fed her cats cheap can food and they could stink up a room in a hurry.
 
WriterDom said:
My cats don't fart. I think it depends on what you feed them. My x girlfriend fed her cats cheap can food and they could stink up a room in a hurry.


WHEW
 
WriterDom said:
My cats don't fart. I think it depends on what you feed them. My x girlfriend fed her cats cheap can food and they could stink up a room in a hurry.

tooo funny a real belly buster :)
 
WriterDom said:
My cats don't fart. I think it depends on what you feed them. My x girlfriend fed her cats cheap can food and they could stink up a room in a hurry.

ROTFLMAO!!!
 
Science!

They are actually called Varts, the "V" being for "vaginal." Ain't science great!!!!!
 
Re: Science!

StevenWill said:
They are actually called Varts, the "V" being for "vaginal." Ain't science great!!!!!

You are joking right? Please tell that you are..... the thought that people would actually talk about it....;)
 
"queefs"

I have usually heard it referred to under this name.

I think this is a pretty normal part of sex. If I have my dick inside a woman and some air comes out I am NOT going to be concerned. Hopefully I just have a big smile on my face and keep stroking away.

Sort of reminds me of a scene in a movie(cant recollect which one) where a man and a woman have sex then she will not let him see her with her glasses on(opposed to contacts which she took out for bed).
 
Pussy Farts

I wouldn't worry too much about it. I've been with quite
a few women who worry WAY too much about trivial things
like "queefs" :) someone said?...I like that one!

My experience is about one in four women experience a
little pneumatic poofing (is poofing a word?) from time to
time, and a few I've been with can create quite a din when
you pull the right trigger.

Don't be so self-conscious girls, most of us guys (at least
I hope most of us guys) are just as worried/pressured to
make sure we are pleasing you as you are about us.
 
Well this one was certainly a breath of fresh air....no wait, that's not right....it was full of hot air....yeah that's it!!!!:rolleyes:
 
Here's my solution. Just moan loudly to cover them up! And then even if he does notice he'll be to busy paying attintion to what he's doing and you to even think about it.
I like to moan anyway and it just sort of prompts me that I'm not doing it enough.
And they are often refered to as queefs. "Scientifically"
 
I forgot sorry

I forgot. If you really feel the need to get rid of them pratice your kegels. You can have much better control of when it happens. Let the air out at the right time so it doesn't sound like a fart and if you are really good just hold it all in there. Either way this is an exercise everyone will appreciate.
 
I have always called it a queef the funnyt thing is back in 6th grade we used to joke about queefs all the time. We used to think that you could eat a queef, we thought a queef was like some bubbles coming out and that it would taste good. WHen I hear a girl queef I think "thats cool I wish I could do that." I guess I still find it funny in a playground kind of way just because I have never heard a girl queef before. I think when I will hear a girl do it for the first time I will find it funny!
 
Just dont laugh where she can hear it...you may not get anymore..um...well you know...;)
 
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