Push-up Thread

[CHNOPS]

Fuck!!

 

[Saint Peter]

He will be so big and buff that he will need to get alterations on his Star Trek uniform before the busy summer of conventions.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is astronautics the L Ron Hubbard thing?

That's dianetics.

Does that count as 20 push-ups?

 

[Galak]

Parodyluvr75, I'm not counting any of this.

SaintPeter, you're a bit off on your impression of me.
What you think I do: http://pre.cloudfront.goodinc.com/posts/full_1342478695comicon.jpg
What I actually do: http://toughmudder.com/ http://www.americanparkour.com/

 

[Saint Peter]

What I think you do:

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqcT7WrLLnq0RM9DJuAHJsLdoBie_XjQo-aKwol6s7qtT1Wdgh


What you do:

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqcT7WrLLnq0RM9DJuAHJsLdoBie_XjQo-aKwol6s7qtT1Wdgh

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm looking to gain some extra muscle and decided I might as well have some fun doing it. For every response posted to this thread, I'll do 20 push-ups. If the response is spicy enough, I'll double it. If there is interest, I'll post a pic at the end of every week to "track progress."

Note: If you'd rather me do another exercise instead, please specify in your response.

Parodyluvr75, I'm not counting any of this.

SaintPeter, you're a bit off on your impression of me.
What you think I do: http://pre.cloudfront.goodinc.com/posts/full_1342478695comicon.jpg
What I actually do: http://toughmudder.com/ http://www.americanparkour.com/

What do you have against Star Trek, hot sauce and dianetics?

 

[Galak]

Parodyluvr75, I have nothing against any of those. I have something against SaintPeter because he is a petty man who hides behind walls of electronic code as he gets some perverted pleasure out of trying to ruin other people's days.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If you're trying to avoid perverted pleasure seekers, boy did you decide to post in the wrong place.

 

[Phelia]

If the response is spicy enough, I'll double it.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQoXkaXnXaAkJSauPkT0B8c2wciqYG_4QWO77dmM-f9Vu3uRHPH

Turmeric. +40

 

[Phelia]

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/nutmeg-new-netherland-3.jpg

Nutmeg.

+40

 

[Phelia]

http://foodie-isms.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/star-anise1.jpg

Star anise.

+40

 

[Phelia]

I'm so

 

[Phelia]

sorry.

 

[Aquagal]

I asked for push up handstands back on page 1 and you ignored me.

 

[Wife of Bath]

God, you guys are dicks.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Completed:

Parodyluvr75 - 20
JohnnySavage - 40 (I liked your interpretation of "spicy," but that's the only post like that I'll take.)
ms_ann_thrope - 20
neci - 20 squats

I didn't think of this beforehand, but if two or three people get into a conversation, I'm only going to count the first post. As far as I'm concerned, that isn't a response to the original thread.

Also, I have video of all but the first set, but can't find a good way to post it. If someone who has posted videos on Lit before would be so kind as to PM me a good method, I'd be more than happy to share them in the thread.

I win!!!!!!

 

[neci]

20 more squats!

now!

 

[islandman]

And do the hokey-pokey!

 

[sweepthefloor]

I can't even do one push-up. There is no upper body strength, and there I was in the water trying to climb up this big floating water slide. I couldn't pull myself up.

I wanted to give up, and they said: one more try and I pulled them down with me, and one more try, one more try.

And my boobs popped out, and I put them back in, and finally I got to the top by throwing a leg up each step.

Whatever gets you up there-- it was worth it.

 

[islandman]

Finally, this thread has boobs!

(.) (.)

 

[sweepthefloor]

Finally, this thread has boobs!

(.) (.)

Boobs in the water boobs.

 

[islandman]

Worth at least 50 push-ups.

Each.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I am still recovering.

 

[islandman]

Really, really big boobs.