Puns

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[mnbreastluver]

A person who makes coffee makers is a coffee maker maker. His/her parents are coffee maker maker makers.

 

[done_got_old]

My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He is a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

 

[mnbreastluver]

 

[zali]

The wolf who meditates? Aware wolf.

 

[peterherring425]

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.

 

[bone251]

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR(hard drive)?

 

[mnbreastluver]

When you die and donate your body to science, it's a "dead giveaway"

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

Did you hear about the dermatologist who started his business from scratch?

 

[done_got_old]

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Why are horses such terrible dancers?
They have two left feet.

 

[done_got_old]

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, “Hey, what’s with the paper towel?”

The pirate says, “Argh, I’ve got a bounty on me head!”

 

[done_got_old]

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[mnbreastluver]

What's the fastest dairy product?
Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it.

 

[done_got_old]

I never wanted to make a Pun about parts of the body but Ear Eye Arm

 

[done_got_old]

I was in my garden and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?”

“I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...” She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”

Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”

 

[done_got_old]

When the news anchor reported the headlines of the day, he was nattily attired in a crisp grey suit, but whenever he broadcast an opinion piece, he insisted on wearing his bathrobe on the air because ...

it was common terry.

 

[done_got_old]

I was wondering
why music
was coming
from my printer.
Apparently the paper
was jamming.​

 

[L8tnIt]

Well... To be frank, I'd have to change my name

 

[mnbreastluver]

Land/territory disputes are technically ground beefs.