Puns

[peterherring425]

Can February March? No, but April May.

 

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Spring is just around the corner!


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[mnbreastluver]

Why are horses such terrible dancers?
They have two left feet.

 

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[Ask For More]

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussiong who they were going to play in the new Hollywood blockbuster "The Great Composers". "I want to be Beethoven," said Stallone. "I'm gonna be Mozart," replied Willis. "What about you Arnie?" they asked.....

 

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[Shenanigans90]

Sit in the stands

 

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My friend writes
songs about sewing
machines. He's a
singer songwriter.
Or sew it seams.​

 

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