Puns

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What is heavier water or butane?

Water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

 

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[mnbreastluver]

If two characters in a book agree on something then they are both figuratively and literally on the same page.

 

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[peterherring425]

puns

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

 

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pun again

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If someone hangs himself on top of a cliff does his life end in a cliffhanger.

 

[peterherring425]

If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers?

 

[peterherring425]

Puns alot

I recently started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If you ever get yourself locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

 

[mila_ari]

Never trust stairs...
They are always up to something.

 

[peterherring425]

puny pun puns

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic

 

[peterherring425]

pun time

The advantages of easy origami are two-fold.

 

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ppppppun

I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner – it was just collecting dust.

 

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Do they allow laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

 

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[peterherring425]

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

 

[peterherring425]

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

 

[peterherring425]

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy

 

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My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.