Puns

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After eating a half dozen donuts, the customer developed a glazed look on his face.

 

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Some musicians are really sharp, which isn't natural.

 

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Our local art museum recently hired a kindly local lady to give tours. The museum has a "pay what you can afford" policy. They also have a "no perfumes" policy. She has proven to be so good ad the job that the museum has refused to let her take shifts at their other branch. Thus, she is an un-lent, recent, decent, no-scent, two-cent docent.

 

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[mnbreastluver]

Having sex in a church is a holy fuck

 

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Hi, Gene. You look and smell good today.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Monopoly money is also play dough.

 

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Jack was a stalker.

 

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[Ask For More]

I was fired from a calendar factory once. I took a day off.

 

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You would have to be nuts to eat here.

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[mnbreastluver]

Werewolves that don’t know they are werewolves are unawarewolves

 

[Miles Long]

I watched two jalapeños getting it on today. I won’t lie, it was fucking hot.

 

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I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels.

They didn’t know I existed.

 

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What is claustrophobia? An unnatural fear of jolly old St. Nick!

 

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I was sick of his pointless stories, so I took an anecdote.

 

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While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes. Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand where I was cut from the shattered debris.

I was immediately escorted to the hotel doctor.

"What happened?" he asked.

I said, "Attacked by a flying saucer."

 

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This year in the toy department, drones are a big hit. They are literally flying off the shelves.

 

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