Puns

[EmpressJosephine]

https://i.etsystatic.com/16238273/r/il/4944f4/1786985193/il_fullxfull.1786985193_4ib3.jpg

 

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https://i.etsystatic.com/16238273/r/il/4944f4/1786985193/il_fullxfull.1786985193_4ib3.jpg

I love it!

 

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https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67409190_2811616642200786_7501701831811137536_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeE17uLEvmhJHTyOaUeBKs3pvFun_oADKwjFC5mqj-kYQsh1p8fNYrbFT5UiWniAE7K4lQDei5cev9QxW0Wzm885BEU7CLgn47ddM2hkK9tC2A&_nc_oc=AQkhC0i4OgKAkm1p_T3dzvCs8QASKmDXvscfA0B5RQlLl49f1yt1iFnWffW5cTONj4XxS4QrllnZTxKwYfm_jOwh&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=458f94c6a60d7b2ab78dd2b641a31f88&oe=5DA2C180

 

[cyberking001]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67409190_2811616642200786_7501701831811137536_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeE17uLEvmhJHTyOaUeBKs3pvFun_oADKwjFC5mqj-kYQsh1p8fNYrbFT5UiWniAE7K4lQDei5cev9QxW0Wzm885BEU7CLgn47ddM2hkK9tC2A&_nc_oc=AQkhC0i4OgKAkm1p_T3dzvCs8QASKmDXvscfA0B5RQlLl49f1yt1iFnWffW5cTONj4XxS4QrllnZTxKwYfm_jOwh&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=458f94c6a60d7b2ab78dd2b641a31f88&oe=5DA2C180

I know what you mean... I wear three watches on each wrist.
People tell me I have too much time on my hands, too.

Actually, 6:30 is the best time on a watch ... hands down!

I can't believe they fired me from the watch factory.
Especially after all the extra hours that I put in.

I would tell you a story about a watch that I once owned.
But that would be second hand information.

They asked me if I would put a watch on the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I had the time, but I didn't have the inclination.

Well, I think I don't have any more time for watch puns.

So I'll say hello next time .... and I will ask ... Hour you doing?

 

[done_got_old]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67735733_2966938266666022_6701177622132424704_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_eui2=AeF5OXWpjENeGdLxYklniOAHP0UhrM8qEBvsjJ_6sdLbd2sQ2AJMUiKbW948Bb1gXteY7moTtWn5NeWp7eEJ95D0Z708_wqFRTPsyB1hQqLVWw&_nc_oc=AQmZ8Zb1g4-TPl0gj18p6UfiF0SlrYsp8cptjsidm0cetqPpHyxc9OeN8jpGYHRpqfFa2tuwAPCPS09gQvUpGrU_&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=748039c57b983b9cd1cfb3e7429743b7&oe=5DE29CDB

 

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https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67913933_10220697093883314_939943748664557568_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_oc=AQnYwbzc5Y5NHNGUyNUSNnHKstUphNLKQPibHxocdH5xUMRbJgH4xabCgTIM9fU_UEdNcywoQRhtgAzYGfSsM6j6&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=beea6ae24574b036f1533b3d761d825c&oe=5DA75C9F

 

[Eisranac]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67322372_2658634510837687_716161792035782656_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeHWbqYlajLcN7s667QK2fV8g4GiKxifP6c2Egg86me--RTVf6pZZ4GyTNYhpDE7YEoVea5b6y5q4wSyF21ko6vIUjP5tDAMj4aauDGzSfNRSg&_nc_oc=AQlRpaNRY9jdsYFe9X5KaoOJ6Ne3oiSBdJdbKcDc1PXPRfqsYqD11SRAfn9xj-iaTKd2zypwWyb4A0MJUBXGosdd&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=3633ced650fe55543920b647199176dc&oe=5DD75765

That is the photographic definition of a knit wit.

 

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That is the photographic definition of a knit wit.

Truly!

 

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https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67589632_10157209706584627_7877579614162255872_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_oc=AQmGwHN0Ot2AR9KZXxcpbMgYjirFNwC0xb7a4tdCytKdJ-1idvIxd0k5h6Rb2sZxHd52dVfoYtPauFsmXeWTvAxE&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=e27e189ab402e97a9bc8bb358c4f6ce5&oe=5DB30130

 

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https://oi468.photobucket.com/albums/rr47/done-got-old/68334519_2197976580311632_2859236638926569472_n_zpsb63no947.jpg

 

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Under cooked steaks are a rare situation. Be careful or you will get a raw deal.

 

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Turkeys cannot speak, so they usually take their secrets to the gravy.

 

[Eisranac]

Turkeys cannot speak, so they usually take their secrets to the gravy.

That may be true, but Halloween is their favorite holiday because every turkey is goblin.

Talk about a dressing down.

 

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That may be true, but Halloween is their favorite holiday because every turkey is goblin.

Talk about a dressing down.

Good one!

 

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https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67558099_2487535271313675_3660705676985892864_n.png?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmSC2UUdgqnMDmGEXR5VFCgrLdbQpykWbeDAuxam8z7kH3n-fOzQngIURjwLq3glWh_uaEASoFBT8HoTsSrHN6Y&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=87cd81eb7bd07bd8661e54044e502979&oe=5DCE397F

 

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The mountaineer's ukulele needed tuning for the altitude on Mt Everest because it was a little highly strung.

 

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https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67764161_10221553377010589_7269974155619991552_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_eui2=AeF7rDg558rNhOAv3xX0nyUTjGU653I_uvPNm8jKxRonZz1NATNshI36ePLUMH8T2QF6WM6atyV2cNRJhurtdjShFhdAVo6UVat6vzaU3lvHGQ&_nc_oc=AQmScye5qWys_En58o94kMlu1jErXuWKhXsiNuFhsHUQvLKQ2MXOgISkNWHcnK_lIGl4f8aNA6x4OMmSf7aSEd6A&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=15fd708c3661815885f30e58f9e2bebf&oe=5DE17C86

 

[Eisranac]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67764161_10221553377010589_7269974155619991552_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_eui2=AeF7rDg558rNhOAv3xX0nyUTjGU653I_uvPNm8jKxRonZz1NATNshI36ePLUMH8T2QF6WM6atyV2cNRJhurtdjShFhdAVo6UVat6vzaU3lvHGQ&_nc_oc=AQmScye5qWys_En58o94kMlu1jErXuWKhXsiNuFhsHUQvLKQ2MXOgISkNWHcnK_lIGl4f8aNA6x4OMmSf7aSEd6A&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=15fd708c3661815885f30e58f9e2bebf&oe=5DE17C86

I don’t get the pun with this one.

Was this female elephant retired, or did someone rubber the wrong way?

 

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https://oi468.photobucket.com/albums/rr47/done-got-old/61449633_2588023161208096_4670292882995806208_n_zpshzrkpldj.jpg

 

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Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

 

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https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68602740_10157211519930560_6590839646010212352_n.png?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeF6RC33WVIlXyFPNZQS8AyNvQU7TlD4dPiljP7Up9JzuRWLanVvmUUoCkXlerEHoopHIU7gwurGaM1VXdBKmBa2WsjitNgRNDIQXvB9xeAfqw&_nc_oc=AQldeguQtwbnsPAkSQNNSVVeHWYFPGl_Ic7uMpIC7ATLlNlHY5SOrcyLMo3WWwW0sKZQ0E4Stzq5i30gb26SA57x&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=ef5b9f8828bc5bfbc137409965f61a62&oe=5DCD92C7

 

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Do I need a current license to drive an electric car?

 

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Rare photo of Abraham Lincoln delivering the Getty's bird a dress.


https://i.imgur.com/BCIpn7p.jpg

 

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https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68241441_10215197271065664_7085996048925065216_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_oc=AQlwuBuV7pyIyAOS8yzWG29BXEUcsV-jLIcD3SoeWsdTpmrBymwUkKWN_yKc-HG72sBpI0pkzK3RzcHCKTm4vQr5&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=46cbcf707768e3dd00d5f379ca59bb71&oe=5DD4D58D

 

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https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13882435_310937812575817_8565400837932356592_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_eui2=AeGCmoYLJ4YAmKMb2ovbFXMY91AcBzzz4LvXg10ajUf6D_e5oqXEkHL5Ee1uVgaf3gZ-J5QaLq0Ay2SPGIJrAYhVvaDh6FghkbE1nLOrUWmzKw&_nc_oc=AQmX4X8NIab2k36xnlNJuue685ZFPAv5xW-uTWEHBImiDQIQPEaKgKaPw_83TfeHWk0b3Vi6n3F3kyqWKXRvNxl3&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=15e4ad6348a75011190239d63b7d581a&oe=5DCAEB7F