Puns

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[Eisranac]

When I realized that farming in Egypt was a pain in the neck, I sought out the services of a Cairo tractor.

 

[done_got_old]

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[Eisranac]

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No wonder that channel folded so long ago.

 

[done_got_old]

No wonder that channel folded so long ago.

ROTFLOL

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[Sundayschild]

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I mean...I like a bad pun. But there are limits....

 

[done_got_old]

I mean...I like a bad pun. But there are limits....

rotflmbo

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you feel embarrassed about putting your seatbelt on in a bus, you are insecure about being secure.

 

[done_got_old]

I am disappointed. Visited the Air and Space Museum and there was nothing there.

 

[Eisranac]

I mean...I like a bad pun. But there are limits....

That might be because you were unable to make a connection with it like done_got_old did...

 

[done_got_old]

That might be because you were unable to make a connection with it like done_got_old did...

I think that's true. Often times if you don't see the connection, the pun is lost. It happens to me all the time.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you don't like tea, then a cup of tea is not your cup of tea.

 

[cyberking001]

speaking of usb's ...

What do hackers do on a boat?
They phish.

The I.T. guy had to have surgery on his hands.
The surgeon said it was tech knuckle support.

There is a new band called 1023 Megabytes.
They are still trying to get their first gig.

Who is a computer nerd's favourite singer?
A Dell.

What kind of vehicle does a computer engineer drive?
A RAM

Why did the Power Point presenter cross the road?
To get to the other slide.

I tried to understand Twitter, but I can't.
I tried, but I just don't follow.

Spiders love to spend time on the internet.
That's because they know all the best web sites.

The mainframe computer got sick and had to be shut down.
It had a terminal illness.

The assistant on my iPad doesn't work.
I'm not kidding -- it's dead Siri-ous.

My password is BashfulDocDopeyGrumpyHappySleepySneezyYoullNeverWalkAloneWashington.
The website said my password should be at least 7 characters, one number, and one capital.

I hate Audio Correct.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None -- that's a hardware problem.

I call my iPad Titanic.
Now, when I match it to my iPhone, it says "Titanic is syncing ..."

Hi, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

I play solitaire on my iPad all the time.
Nothing makes you feel rich like having a $1200 deck of cards in your hand.

Who is the Patron Saint of email?
St. Francis of a CC.

Why does a computer programmer always confuse Hallowe'en and Christmas?
Because OCT31 = DEC25

How do prisoners call each other?
On their cell phones.

I wanted my password to be "my_penis."
But the website said "Too Short."

Sure, my computer can beat me at chess.
But it's no match when it comes to kick boxing.

I think I have a computer chip in my brain.
After 10 minutes with no activity, I go to sleep.

Women are amazing.
Just looking at them turns my software into hardware.

Failure is not an option when you buy Microsoft.
Failure is already bundled in.

The designer of the second generation disk drive had no success with women.
You wouldn't either if all you had was a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[Eisranac]

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I am not sure what else he was sup-pasta do.

Perhaps he regretted his poor fashion choice on what to wear, as evidenced by the bow tie.

The one on the left looks screwed.

 

[done_got_old]

When 2 drivers honk their horns at the same time; are they in cahoots?

 

[done_got_old]

Scientists studying the effects of marijuana on seabirds have left no tern unstoned.

 

[done_got_old]

A necromancer trainee put a corpse up for adoption. He just couldn't raise the dead right now.

 

[done_got_old]

Why do some people hate puns? Because they are laughtose intolerant!