Puns

[mnbreastluver]

The left earbud is either in the right ear or in the right ear.

 

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[done_got_old]

A man saw a choking victim at the food court of a famous New York museum. Naturally, he performed the Guggenheimlich maneuver.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Do anal fantasies always come true in the end?

 

[done_got_old]

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[mnbreastluver]

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

June is over. Are Julying?​

 

[done_got_old]

An apron trade is a smock exchange.

 

[done_got_old]

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[dashie33]

Look at that big-titted bird over there.

I think it's a chickadee.

 

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[done_got_old]

I’ve been suffering terrible headaches. A friend suggested I try a special diet and told me to get rid of everything in my kitchen containing wheat, barley or oats. It worked — migraines are gone!

 

[Ask For More]

A new male contraceptive device is being trialled right now. It's called Sonblock.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

At the annual general meeting of the professional photographers many high-resolutions were put forward!

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

OK. Taking a break from jokes. I am going to share what happened right in front of my eyes night before last when my wife and I were coming home from our city's Fourth of July fireworks celebration.

We pulled into a convenience store and had just finished filling our car up with gasoline, and I noticed a policeman eyeing a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas.

Not only was she risking serious danger by smoking while pumping her gas, she was doing it right in front of a police officer.

Maybe a minute later, I heard screaming. I looked up and the woman's arm was on fire. She was swinging her arm and running around like crazy.

The policeman ran to her, threw her to the ground, covered her body with his own, then put out the fire with a bottle of water he had been drinking.

Then he handcuffed her and threw her in the back seat of his patrol car.

I had an idea that she probably would be charged with violation of whatever law forbids smoking around a gas pump.

But being a reporter all my life, my curiosity got the best of me.

"What are you going to charge her with?" I asked,

"She was waving a firearm," he said.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you don't like tea, then a cup of tea is not your cup of tea.

 

[done_got_old]

Someone keeps sending me flowers
with the heads cut off.
I think I’m being stalked!​

 

[done_got_old]

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[cyberking001]

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One of my best friends has been in radio all of his working life.
The front foyer of his home is actually done just like in the picture.
Sam

 

[done_got_old]

One of my best friends has been in radio all of his working life.
The front foyer of his home is actually done just like in the picture.
Sam

I would love that!

 

[done_got_old]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?