Puns

[done_got_old]

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[mnbreastluver]

The reason why the rainbow is used as a symbol for gay pride is because you never see a straight rainbow.

 

[done_got_old]

Wow, those slugs are tough as snails!

 

[done_got_old]

Before paper and scissors were invented, early man found the game of 'Rock' very boring.

 

[done_got_old]

An oxymoron walked into a bar and the silence was deafening.

 

[done_got_old]

“There is a haunted AC unit at my work. It's been giving everyone the chills!”

 

[porkyrocket69]

Whisper when you're near a cornfield.
Corn has ears.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself, "This is the last thing I need."

 

[done_got_old]

I've been having issues with the roof leaking into the storage space below it. It's being very problem attic!

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

"I've just built a model of Mount Everest."
"Is it to scale?"

"No, just to look at."

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

Dove chocolate taste way better than their soap.

 

[done_got_old]

I dug up a worm for fishing. It's the end of the line for him.

 

[done_got_old]

My friend was running with cheese yesterday, but I told him to stop because it was sharp.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey​

 

[done_got_old]

Mongol Hordes looking down their nose at you in Massachusetts:

It's just Kahn descending. ​

 

[mnbreastluver]

We’ve been peer pressured into saying no to peer pressure

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

What are the three unwritten rules of life?

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