Puns

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If you do anything that puts your doctor's health at jeopardy, the Dr. Seuss you.

 

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Sum math puns can be terrible.

 

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Jeffery Dahmer was eating five guys before it was a restaurant

 

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https://i.redd.it/c5zg8mmm9yqx.jpg

 

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Jeffery Dahmer was eating five guys before it was a restaurant

I hear his favorite meal was ground Chuck!

 

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I hear his favorite meal was ground Chuck!

This would be sick if it wasn't so funny.

 

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How do you defend yourself against zombie snowmen?

With a thawed off shotgun.

 

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The professional golfer's iron deficiency caused him to become anemic. There was no fairway to tell him that in less than fore months his golf career would be over.

 

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https://findingdamo.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/dessert-island.jpg?w=300&h=352

 

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A black Friday deal on prostitution would literally be 'more bang for your buck'

 

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When the baker is happy, what does he do? Abundance.

 

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You may have to be a certain age to get this. I am of that certain age!


http://i468.photobucket.com/albums/rr47/done-got-old/506037_zpsssbx4ujs.jpg

 

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Why are North Koreans so good at measurements?



Because they have a Supreme Ruler.

 

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Jeffery Dahmer was eating five guys before it was a restaurant

 

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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2d/f8/98/2df898084abf2e6751506163e2848484.jpg

 

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If a church organ breaks, and the church buys a new one to replace it, technically it’s an organ transplant.