Puns

[Eisranac]

Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.

He cannot foot it alone. He kneeds help from others.

A joint effort is required.

 

[Ask For More]

That is because they should slow down their pace and relax for a while instead of always Russian.

It was an inside joke.

 

[done_got_old]

Constipation must be a pain in the ass.

 

[ashik09]

Nothing here.

 

[done_got_old]

Constipation's relative pun....

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.

 

[cyberking001]

marriage

A Japanese woman married a native American man, and they had
a very famous child. I am sure that you have heard of him ....
Nissan Pathfinder.

 

[done_got_old]

Girls on their periods always ovary act.

 

[done_got_old]

https://pics.me.me/mother-goose-grimm-by-mike-peters-laboratorp-a-flock-15943950.png

 

[done_got_old]

"My steering wheel won't turn," said Tom straight-forwardly.

 

[done_got_old]

I named my horse Mayo. Mayo neighs.

 

[mnbreastluver]

A lot of miners have dug their own graves.

 

[done_got_old]

Having sex on elevators is wrong on so many levels.

 

[done_got_old]

When the tree surgeon and his girlfriend broke up, he pined for her for months. Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.

 

[done_got_old]

“How old is the man who can't smell? Nobody nose!”

 

[done_got_old]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/72/3d/ab/723dab3190ca76141488c2af87e9562c.jpg

 

[done_got_old]

A bookkeeper is a problem for a library.

 

[done_got_old]

I know a guy who drinks brake fluid. I think he's addicted, but he says he can stop any time.

 

[Ask For More]

I know a guy who drinks brake fluid. I think he's addicted, but he says he can stop any time.

It's a slippery slope without it.

 

[done_got_old]

It's a slippery slope without it.

 

[ashik09]

Nothing here.

 

[done_got_old]

It really tees me off when you wear my driving gloves to play golf.

 

[ashik09]

Nothing here.

 

[done_got_old]

Sounds like this is putting a wedge between you. Maybe your relationship isn't up to par?

Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

 

[done_got_old]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/e4/ac/11e4acaaffe4abf6ad98629bee0b061c.jpg

 

[done_got_old]

http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/lupatria2/2f4bd815-db99-4f2a-9699-bb212abf009f_zpsiajf0bgz.jpg