Puns

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Pilots have easy access to cloud storage.

 

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When two orthopedists started a new surgery, it was a joint operation.

 

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Nothing here.

 

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Careful. The thing about Lord of the Rings jokes is that they are Hobbit-forming.

 

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A jungle gym is where gorillas play.

 

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“A donation is a country full of money.”

 

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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

 

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Since I changed the color of my favorite monastic robes they have been stiff and uncomfortable. I guess old habits dye hard.

 

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I have a seamstress friend whose job is hanging by a thread yet she is able to keep her sense of humor. She is sew funny she always has me in stitches.

 

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The liquor store was burgled with no sign of a break in, no fingerprints and only spirits were taken. Police suspect it was a polter-heist.

 

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He fought against the whirlpool until he was completely drained.

 

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Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.

 

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When the goose hit Dracula like a feather duster it was soon down for the Count.

 

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After a grueling workout the boxer was so tired he decided to drink a glass of punch and hit the sack.

 

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When I looked for the pencil artist who had copied all my drawings he was gone without a trace.

 

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When I looked for the pencil artist who had copied all my drawings he was gone without a trace.

You'll have to sharpen your eyes to see him...

 

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You'll have to sharpen your eyes to see him...

 

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Morticians have to be careful to spell the name right to avoid making a grave mistake.

 

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Morticians have to be careful to spell the name right to avoid making a grave mistake.

It is a serious undertaking.