Puns

[mnbreastluver]

What’s an Australian kiss?
Same thing as a French one but down under.

 

[done_got_old]

What’s an Australian kiss?
Same thing as a French one but down under.

 

[done_got_old]

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[mnbreastluver]

Is having a penis fun?
It has its ups and downs.

 

[done_got_old]

The young meteorologist was embarrassed that he didn’t get the forecast for the tornado correct so he went into abasement to funnel his emotions.

 

[mnbreastluver]

*Why is sex similar to a thunderstorm?
You can never know how many inches you will get or how long it will last.

 

[done_got_old]

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

 

[Eisranac]

If an administrative jurisdiction or subdivision of Japan is known as a prefecture, what has to happen before it can become a postfecture?

 

[mnbreastluver]

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.

 

[done_got_old]

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[mnbreastluver]

What do you call a ghost’s erection?
A booooner.

 

[done_got_old]

I keep having strange alluring dreams about swimming in orange fizzy drinks! Turns out to be a Fanta Sea

 

[mnbreastluver]

What’s the difference between your dick and a joke?
Nobody laughs at your jokes.

 

[done_got_old]

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[mnbreastluver]

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged

 

[done_got_old]

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[mnbreastluver]

If you sell cocaine you technically have a blow-job

 

[done_got_old]

Never date a tennis player. To them, love means nothing.

 

[done_got_old]

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[bone251]

What came first, the chicken or the egg. The Rooster!
Next time in a meeting when someone asked that, just say Rooster and see who laughs.

 

[Eisranac]

Threads on Literotica can be enjoyable - until they start to unravel. Then the experience on Literotica becomes sew sew.

 

[done_got_old]

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[done_got_old]

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[dashie33]

Threads on Literotica can be enjoyable - until they start to unravel. Then the experience on Literotica becomes sew sew.

This had me in stitches.

 

[Eisranac]

This had me in stitches.

You're just needling me at this point, aren't you?