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the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty... pass it on


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Bob_Bytchin said:
So those really aren't jellyfish?


I have it on good authority that blue whales use jellyfish for contraception.
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
I have it on good authority that blue whales use jellyfish for contraception.

Man, get together 10 or so blue whales, and you've got one hell of a bukake.
 
intrigued said:
Now, if only man could produce that much.:)

Then we could solve world hunger? For the female population anyway ...lol
 
Sometimes it is really good to be a man. I think you may have to watch your level of expectation though. :)
 
Here are some question for you, Shameless:

What is the population of Blue Whales?

How many men would it take to produce the same amount of semen as the whales?

How many times does an average Blue Whale shoot in a year?

How many times does the average man shoot in a year?

Which produces more semen: Men or Blue Whales?
 
ksmybuttons said:
Here are some question for you, Shameless:

What is the population of Blue Whales?

How many men would it take to produce the same amount of semen as the whales?

How many times does an average Blue Whale shoot in a year?

How many times does the average man shoot in a year?

Which produces more semen: Men or Blue Whales?


methinks you're angling for a circle jerk :D
 
islandman said:
methinks you're angling for a circle jerk :D

Well, that would be enticing, but I really just have an inquiring mind.
 
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ksmybuttons said:
Well, that would be enticing, but I really just have inquiring mind.


fick. i was hoping I could talk you into it, for Flirt's sake, of course. It was his birthday recently.

:D
 
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