KillerMuffin
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Welcome to the Literotica Planning Board meeting, ladies and gentlemen. Today we are beginning exploratory option on the proposed zoning law LGB-112054. All comments for or against are welcome, thought the Board would appreciate it if we kept the comments to the subject and clean for our more delicate audience members.
LGB-112054 is a proposed zoning law that affects roughly half the populace of the Literotica community. Our fact-finding mission is to establish whether or not this proposal will benefit the community or harm it.
The proposal writer isn't here with us today, though I understand he will be around later on this evening if there are any questions concerning the drafting of this proposal. Please see Problem Child or PM him if there are any questions that must be dealt with prior to suggestion.
All right, if we can move right along here, the language of the proposal is very simple. It affects the Literotica General Board, platted GB-4, in its entirety. All persons residing or conducting business in this zone will be required to conform to this regulation should it be enacted as law. Specifically, all male persons will be required to conform to this regulation. The length covered by this proposal is not less than 100 years where a new discussion will be scheduled to discuss the merits of repeal or renewal. At that time, the law will remain in effect should the scheduled discussino fail to happen. As a statute, the law would require a space no less than 3 feet from the central location, heretoafter referred to as the "cock," of one male to the "cock" of another. Additionally, the "cock" of one male must remain out of the line of sight of another male at all times. This is the personal comfort addendum that has been modified to ensure that unwanted sightings do not happen. The stipulation that the "cock" of a male that is being utilized within any orifice of a female is free from the unwanted sighting addendum as the eyes of other males will not be affected by such viewings.
The drafted proposal, LGB-112054 is commonly referred to as the "3 foot no-cock zone."
Assuming no argument, this proposal is due to be sent from committee to legislative chambers in one week, November 27, 2001 at 8 a.m. pacific standard time.
The floor is now open for discussion.
LGB-112054 is a proposed zoning law that affects roughly half the populace of the Literotica community. Our fact-finding mission is to establish whether or not this proposal will benefit the community or harm it.
The proposal writer isn't here with us today, though I understand he will be around later on this evening if there are any questions concerning the drafting of this proposal. Please see Problem Child or PM him if there are any questions that must be dealt with prior to suggestion.
All right, if we can move right along here, the language of the proposal is very simple. It affects the Literotica General Board, platted GB-4, in its entirety. All persons residing or conducting business in this zone will be required to conform to this regulation should it be enacted as law. Specifically, all male persons will be required to conform to this regulation. The length covered by this proposal is not less than 100 years where a new discussion will be scheduled to discuss the merits of repeal or renewal. At that time, the law will remain in effect should the scheduled discussino fail to happen. As a statute, the law would require a space no less than 3 feet from the central location, heretoafter referred to as the "cock," of one male to the "cock" of another. Additionally, the "cock" of one male must remain out of the line of sight of another male at all times. This is the personal comfort addendum that has been modified to ensure that unwanted sightings do not happen. The stipulation that the "cock" of a male that is being utilized within any orifice of a female is free from the unwanted sighting addendum as the eyes of other males will not be affected by such viewings.
The drafted proposal, LGB-112054 is commonly referred to as the "3 foot no-cock zone."
Assuming no argument, this proposal is due to be sent from committee to legislative chambers in one week, November 27, 2001 at 8 a.m. pacific standard time.
The floor is now open for discussion.
