probly shouldn't....

[emptyness]

ummm....

i would never....never run unless i was holding a pair of scissors....

 

[Legendary Child]

OMG, and here I thought I was the only ONE with that fantasy!! We should compare notes...*laughing*

Notes, eh. Okay.

A mexican midget.
No taller then 3'6.
Long, curly hair.
Lots of chest hair.
Wearing the lime green thong.
The Macarena song playing in the back ground.
The cupcake is chocolate, of course, with pretty pink icing.
It gets placed in the center of the room.
He jumps out of the top, screaming HEYYYYYY MACARENA
while shaking his ass.

 

[emptyness]

ooo--kayyyyy......

it's time for my nap now (i hate working 3rds), and if i have ANY dreams about a mexican midget-- in a lime green thong or anything else-- i am coming back here and kicking ass!


you people should be ashamed of yourselves!!
(do i sound stern enuff?)

 

[Looking4Elizabeth]

Notes, eh. Okay.

A mexican midget.
No taller then 3'6.
Long, curly hair.
Lots of chest hair.
Wearing the lime green thong.
The Macarena song playing in the back ground.
The cupcake is chocolate, of course, with pretty pink icing.
It gets placed in the center of the room.
He jumps out of the top, screaming HEYYYYYY MACARENA
while shaking his ass.

ROFLMCAO....My eyes are watering, that's how hard I was laughing...

But all kidding aside, I'm not so into the Macarena...How about "shake your bonbon"? Thoughts...ideas...all are welcome.

 

[Looking4Elizabeth]

ooo--kayyyyy......


you people should be ashamed of yourselves!!
(do i sound stern enuff?)

Umm, no. Not really. Have a lovely nap E.

 

[Legendary Child]

And your point? *grin* And need I remind you, while we may like Mexican midgets, we were not the ones running around with a raw steak hanging from our lips...heehee...

Hey now! Thst was one of my fave pix!!

*grabs a note pad*
And you just gave me another idea for the midget, lol.

*Cover the midget in A1 sauce and force him to do the mexican hat dance*

 

[Legendary Child]

ooo--kayyyyy......

it's time for my nap now (i hate working 3rds), and if i have ANY dreams about a mexican midget-- in a lime green thong or anything else-- i am coming back here and kicking ass!


you people should be ashamed of yourselves!!
(do i sound stern enuff?)

*Smiles and sticks her tongue out*
Beat me daddy!! LMAO

E, seriously, if the midget were to jump out in front of right now, you know you'd watch. It would be like a car wreck. So horrid but yet you wouldn't be able to turn your head.

And nope, don't think your quite stern enough yet.

 

[Legendary Child]

ROFLMCAO....My eyes are watering, that's how hard I was laughing...

But all kidding aside, I'm not so into the Macarena...How about "shake your bonbon"? Thoughts...ideas...all are welcome.

Awwww, no macarena?? Okay, we can do the whole bon bon thing, as long as you promise to have a spinning platform adorned with red peppers for him to dance on.

 

[Ember Faye]

And your point? *grin* And need I remind you, while we may like Mexican midgets, we were not the ones running around with a raw steak hanging from our lips...heehee...

or doing horrible things that I don't even want to begin to imagine to that poor hamster (and I don't even want to get started on what he would probably do to the gerbil!!)

 

[river_fc]

*shakes the 8 ball*
Hmmm, damned thing. All I seem to get is "Ask Again Later"
River, mind if I shake your ball? I promise to be gentle and not break anything.

Political Correctness! I think my twisted fantasy of having a male mexican midget jump out of a cup cake wearing a lime green thong kind of kicks me out of any thing near politcally correct. It might get me a good seat and the psych ward though...

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
~EAP~

What happens if you shake my ball and all it says is: "Ask Again Later"? You'll still be gentle, right?

 

[river_fc]

or doing horrible things that I don't even want to begin to imagine to that poor hamster (and I don't even want to get started on what he would probably do to the gerbil!!)

i don't know what you're thinking, but i'm thinking he'd be giving them a nice warm bath!

god knows they'll need after where they've been!

eeewww!
i just made myself sick!

 

[Legendary Child]

What happens if you shake my ball and all it says is: "Ask Again Later"? You'll still be gentle, right?

*Gathers hers whips, chains, handcuffs, etc.*
Oh, huh? Gentle, umm yea. Sure.

 

[Legendary Child]

or doing horrible things that I don't even want to begin to imagine to that poor hamster (and I don't even want to get started on what he would probably do to the gerbil!!)

Tsk,Tsk,Tsk Poor Gerbil

 

[emptyness]

i'm afraid of you people...

 

[Legendary Child]

i'm afraid of you people...

Ahhhh, E.
Don't be skerd! We don't bite...hard. Unless you ask us to.

 

[Wynter Bliss]

or doing horrible things that I don't even want to begin to imagine to that poor hamster (and I don't even want to get started on what he would probably do to the gerbil!!)

:: whispers quite-like ::
Ember, don't tell anyone else... but late one night when there was a full moon... e confessed to me what he really does with the hamsters...

 

[Wynter Bliss]

Wynter! You sexy thang! How are you?

Sexy thang? You must be looking in the mirror you temptress!!

 

[olivia drake]

Sexy thang? You must be looking in the mirror you temptress!!

Hehe, nope you are the sexy Diva!!

 

[olivia drake]

:: whispers quite-like ::
Ember, don't tell anyone else... but late one night when there was a full moon... e confessed to me what he really does with the hamsters...

Hill Hairy Ass pic!!

 

[river_fc]

:: whispers quite-like ::
Ember, don't tell anyone else... but late one night when there was a full moon... e confessed to me what he really does with the hamsters...

That reminds me of the food we had while living in university residence! A bit of Tobasco sauce and it's good eatin'!

 

[Wynter Bliss]

Too... much... in.. for... mation....

Right now I am listening to the queerest music (Vengaboys, Boom-boom-boom) just to get the damn "Dook da dook dada do daaa" outta my head!! Thanks Liz.... LOL

Still, all the craziness that has gone on in this thread today... LC and Liz comparing notes about midgets in lime green thongs, while e helplessly watches the most cup-cakey midget car wreck of all time...

And what's this about River having 8 balls?!?!

Orgazmo was an awesome movie! "Dad, I don't want to do Hamster-style any more" Hehehehee. Did anyone here ever see Cannibal, the Musical! "All Singing! All Dancing! All Flesh Eating!" It was another Trey and Matt venture. Those guys crack me up!

I definitely agree with you Ember... it us "freaks" who are truly the normal ones. All those seeming straight-laced folks are the ones who snap and go off the deep end (need I say the name Ted Bundy?).

Okay... I'm worn out from all this laughing and listening to this damn song on a freakin loop.... 'night all.

Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever

Boom boom boom boom
I wanna go boom boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room

(I wonder if the Vengaboys stole this from e's journals too?)

 

[Legendary Child]

ROFLMFAO!!

:: whispers quite-like ::
Ember, don't tell anyone else... but late one night when there was a full moon... e confessed to me what he really does with the hamsters...

If that image doesn't scare any one, I don't wanna hear another word about my mexican midget.

Great pic Wynter.

 

[Legendary Child]

Re: Too... much... in.. for... mation....

Right now I am listening to the queerest music (Vengaboys, Boom-boom-boom) just to get the damn "Dook da dook dada do daaa" outta my head!! Thanks Liz.... LOL

Still, all the craziness that has gone on in this thread today... LC and Liz comparing notes about midgets in lime green thongs, while e helplessly watches the most cup-cakey midget car wreck of all time...

And what's this about River having 8 balls?!?!

Orgazmo was an awesome movie! "Dad, I don't want to do Hamster-style any more" Hehehehee. Did anyone here ever see Cannibal, the Musical! "All Singing! All Dancing! All Flesh Eating!" It was another Trey and Matt venture. Those guys crack me up!

I definitely agree with you Ember... it us "freaks" who are truly the normal ones. All those seeming straight-laced folks are the ones who snap and go off the deep end (need I say the name Ted Bundy?).

Okay... I'm worn out from all this laughing and listening to this damn song on a freakin loop.... 'night all.

Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever

Boom boom boom boom
I wanna go boom boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room

(I wonder if the Vengaboys stole this from e's journals too?)

Jose' has just informed me that he is all booked up right now, so it looks like we WON'T be seeing that show.

Riv and his 8-Balls? Haven't quite worked out all the details, but I do know if they tell me to "Ask Again Later" one more time, he will be tied down, stripped bare and tortured in a weird, kinky, cruel way that could possibly invole hamsters ot midgets. Maybe both depending on my mood.

Sadly, I danced to the Vengaboys at my eigth grade dance.

 

[olivia drake]

Re: Too... much... in.. for... mation....

Right now I am listening to the queerest music (Vengaboys, Boom-boom-boom) just to get the damn "Dook da dook dada do daaa" outta my head!! Thanks Liz.... LOL

Still, all the craziness that has gone on in this thread today... LC and Liz comparing notes about midgets in lime green thongs, while e helplessly watches the most cup-cakey midget car wreck of all time...

And what's this about River having 8 balls?!?!

Orgazmo was an awesome movie! "Dad, I don't want to do Hamster-style any more" Hehehehee. Did anyone here ever see Cannibal, the Musical! "All Singing! All Dancing! All Flesh Eating!" It was another Trey and Matt venture. Those guys crack me up!

I definitely agree with you Ember... it us "freaks" who are truly the normal ones. All those seeming straight-laced folks are the ones who snap and go off the deep end (need I say the name Ted Bundy?).

Okay... I'm worn out from all this laughing and listening to this damn song on a freakin loop.... 'night all.

Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever

Boom boom boom boom
I wanna go boom boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room

(I wonder if the Vengaboys stole this from e's journals too?)

"The sky is blue and all the leaves are green, my hearts as full as a baked potato"

 

[olivia drake]

Hey E, you are the best...I must say we would have fun hanging out together! We kind of did tonight in a way...look forward to laughing at you..I mean with you again!!