probly shouldn't....

[emptyness]

DAMMIT!!
the truth is out now...what can i do about it?


(oh god, it's been a while since i've cried laffing....but that's it wynter....no more secret pics fer you!! )

 

[river_fc]

Re: Re: Too... much... in.. for... mation....

Jose' has just informed me that he is all booked up right now, so it looks like we WON'T be seeing that show.

Riv and his 8-Balls? Haven't quite worked out all the details, but I do know if they tell me to "Ask Again Later" one more time, he will be tied down, stripped bare and tortured in a weird, kinky, cruel way that could possibly invole hamsters ot midgets. Maybe both depending on my mood.

Sadly, I danced to the Vengaboys at my eigth grade dance.

Why is it that lately, all the ladies want to tie me down and hurt me?!? And keep that hamster away from me. e put it in his mouth ... and, uh, possible elsewhere!

And Wynter, I'm normal in the sense that I only have 2 balls ... but when you rub them, I behave just like a Magic 8 Ball and say all of these strange things like: "Signs point to yes", "Yes - definitely." and when I want the rubbing keep going I say things like, "Reply hazy, try again." or "Concentrate and ask again." I only wish that the magic 8-ball would have sayings like "Use your mouth, with a bit of tongue!" but unfortunately it doesn't!

 

[river_fc]

Some basic food advice!

Not beeing from the US, I have to admit that I didn't know hamster was considered as part of the meat food group but I believe you have it all wrong. You see, up here in Canada eh, we like to eat beaver. It's much tastier, always slick, never dry and depending on the beaver, much less hairy than a hamster! You should give it a try sometimes, but they're hard to find. Rumor has it they are hiding under women's skirts. I guess all of the hunting that was being done to them made 'em scared and seek shelter where most men have trouble gaining access ... a woman's panties! Good luck my friend, good luck!

 

[Legendary Child]

Re: Some basic food advice!

Not beeing from the US, I have to admit that I didn't know hamster was considered as part of the meat food group but I believe you have it all wrong. You see, up here in Canada eh, we like to eat beaver. It's much tastier, always slick, never dry and depending on the beaver, much less hairy than a hamster! You should give it a try sometimes, but they're hard to find. Rumor has it they are hiding under women's skirts. I guess all of the hunting that was being done to them made 'em scared and seek shelter where most men have trouble gaining access ... a woman's panties! Good luck my friend, good luck!

For some odd reason, I just thought of that Crocodile Hunter guy. Maybe you can write to hm and ask him to do a special on the elusive beaver.

And riv, I might tie ya down from time to time, but I promise there will be no gushing blood or gaping wounds.

 

[Wynter Bliss]

DAMMIT!!
the truth is out now...what can i do about it?


(oh god, it's been a while since i've cried laffing....but that's it wynter....no more secret pics fer you!! )

I'm sorry I have betrayed your trust. I have made you cry on top of it! I promise I will never do it again. EVER! Now, please send me some more secret pics... purty please???

I was at Riv's thread when I saw your av with you eating the hamster... this time *I* was the one who almost pissed myself! I hope you're into that kind of thing....

 

[Wynter Bliss]

Re: ROFLMFAO!!

If that image doesn't scare any one, I don't wanna hear another word about my mexican midget.

Great pic Wynter.

Thank you. Thank you. *takes low, sweeping bow*


I was all excited and then you posted that Jose was all booked up. I had baked the cupcake and everything!!

Originally posted by River
Why is it that lately, all the ladies want to tie me down and hurt me?!?

'Cuz you've been showing yer ass? We've been trying to tie e up and put a ball gag in his mouth... but he won't spit out the damn hamster!!

And River? Are you putting tabasco sauce on those beavers you are successful at catching? If so... I may have to cancel Saturday, 7:00.

 

[Ember Faye]

:: whispers quite-like ::
Ember, don't tell anyone else... but late one night when there was a full moon... e confessed to me what he really does with the hamsters...

LMAO!!

omg.....e ... I seriously hope you don't mind us coming in here and hijacking your thread like this...but damn! it is sooo much fun in here!!

hehehe

*wipes tears out of her eyes from all the laughing*

You all are the fucking best! the BEST!!!

*walks away from thread so she can catch her breath*

kisses, licks, and whips to all of you!

 

[Ember Faye]

Re: Some basic food advice!

Not beeing from the US, I have to admit that I didn't know hamster was considered as part of the meat food group but I believe you have it all wrong. You see, up here in Canada eh, we like to eat beaver. It's much tastier, always slick, never dry and depending on the beaver, much less hairy than a hamster! You should give it a try sometimes, but they're hard to find. Rumor has it they are hiding under women's skirts. I guess all of the hunting that was being done to them made 'em scared and seek shelter where most men have trouble gaining access ... a woman's panties! Good luck my friend, good luck!

*slaps desk and falls out of chair laughing*

OUCH! that smarts!

damnit!!
quit making me laugh so fucking hard!!!

 

[Ember Faye]

I was at Riv's thread when I saw your av with you eating the hamster... this time *I* was the one who almost pissed myself! I hope you're into that kind of thing....

ahhh shit! see...I never have the av's turned on!!
grrrr *mutters to self*

ya know...I have to turn them off when the daughter is at home..and I always forget to turn them back on..it's just so much hassle, so I usually keep them off

 

[emptyness]

Re: Some basic food advice!

Not beeing from the US, I have to admit that I didn't know hamster was considered as part of the meat food group but I believe you have it all wrong. You see, up here in Canada eh, we like to eat beaver. It's much tastier, always slick, never dry and depending on the beaver, much less hairy than a hamster! You should give it a try sometimes, but they're hard to find. Rumor has it they are hiding under women's skirts. I guess all of the hunting that was being done to them made 'em scared and seek shelter where most men have trouble gaining access ... a woman's panties! Good luck my friend, good luck!

don't you have to watch out for their teeth?
i seen something on animal planet about them in their natural habitat....
and there's no way i'm letting them to that to my log!!

 

[river_fc]

Re: Re: ROFLMFAO!!

And riv, I might tie ya down from time to time, but I promise there will be no gushing blood or gaping wounds.

For some reason, I don't feel reassured!
Are you sure you don't just want to tickle me with a feather?
I'll even supply the feather!

'Cuz you've been showing yer ass? We've been trying to tie e up and put a ball gag in his mouth... but he won't spit out the damn hamster!!

And River? Are you putting tabasco sauce on those beavers you are successful at catching? If so... I may have to cancel Saturday, 7:00.

I thought showing my ass would prevent the tie down and the spanking ... you know, by appeasing the crowd!

And the tobasco sauce is only for the hamster. I thought it could use it, being a rodent and all!

 

[river_fc]

Re: Re: Some basic food advice!

don't you have to watch out for their teeth?
i seen something on animal planet about them in their natural habitat....
and there's no way i'm letting them to that to my log!!

I've never said anything about logs!
The men who say they've caught a beaver all come back talking about how they got themselves good piece of tail!

 

[emptyness]

Re: Re: Re: Some basic food advice!

I've never said anything about logs!
The men who say they've caught a beaver all come back talking about how they got themselves good piece of tail!

ah.
isn't it true, tho, that they can be wounded, bleeding for days on end....and yet never die???

i'm beginning to think the beaver is just another one of those canadian myths, like sasquatch....and chevy chase.

 

[Re-animated]

I'm all horny

 

[river_fc]

I'm all horny

Yes, talk about beavers and hamsters will do that to a person!

 

[river_fc]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Some basic food advice!

ah.
isn't it true, tho, that they can be wounded, bleeding for days on end....and yet never die???

i'm beginning to think the beaver is just another one of those canadian myths, like sasquatch....and chevy chase.

I don't know. You're the one with the remote and if you changed the channel away from David Hasselhoff's concert and put it on the learning channel, they would tell us!

Oh no, it is not a myth, do not be fooled. Although at times you may be tricked and under the skirt is not a beaver but a stick you have to continue the hunt ... eventually you will find what you seek! Bring a camera for proof!

 

[emptyness]

I'm all horny

river!?
you didn't say anything about them having horns!!

is that something else to watch out for, besides the teeth?

 

[Legendary Child]

Re: Re: ROFLMFAO!!

Thank you. Thank you. *takes low, sweeping bow*


I was all excited and then you posted that Jose was all booked up. I had baked the cupcake and everything!!



'Cuz you've been showing yer ass? We've been trying to tie e up and put a ball gag in his mouth... but he won't spit out the damn hamster!!

And River? Are you putting tabasco sauce on those beavers you are successful at catching? If so... I may have to cancel Saturday, 7:00.

Just Dammit!! Hmm, looks like he may have an opening in late November. That good with you? I think I'll use a pic of him popping out of the cupcake for my LIT christmas cards.

 

[river_fc]

river!?
you didn't say anything about them having horns!!

is that something else to watch out for, besides the teeth?

no no no
you have the beaver and hamster confused with the jackalope

I'd watch out for that if I saw one ... cute but vicious!

 

[Legendary Child]

I'm sorry I have betrayed your trust. I have made you cry on top of it! I promise I will never do it again. EVER! Now, please send me some more secret pics... purty please???

I was at Riv's thread when I saw your av with you eating the hamster... this time *I* was the one who almost pissed myself! I hope you're into that kind of thing....

I didn't really pay much attention to the AV's this morning. I came home in quite the bitchy mood tough so the AV brought me up a lot. E, you ain't right hun! (Still adore you though)

 

[Legendary Child]

LMAO!!

omg.....e ... I seriously hope you don't mind us coming in here and hijacking your thread like this...but damn! it is sooo much fun in here!!

hehehe

*wipes tears out of her eyes from all the laughing*

You all are the fucking best! the BEST!!!

*walks away from thread so she can catch her breath*

kisses, licks, and whips to all of you!

Fucking A Em!! You guys are the greatest!

 

[emptyness]

no no no
you have the beaver and hamster confused with the jackalope

I'd watch out for that if I saw one ... cute but vicious!

what is that, you bastard??
i clicked on it twice, and both times it shut my browser down.

 

[river_fc]

what is that, you bastard??
i clicked on it twice, and both times it shut my browser down.

no need to call me names ... it hurts cuz it's true!

you mean you couldn't see this pretty thing:
http://www.sudftw.com/jacklope.gif

 

[emptyness]

no need to call me names ... it hurts cuz it's true!

you mean you couldn't see this pretty thing:
http://www.sudftw.com/jacklope.gif

ooh...
i don't think i could resist....

 

[Legendary Child]

Re: Re: Re: ROFLMFAO!!

For some reason, I don't feel reassured!
Are you sure you don't just want to tickle me with a feather?
I'll even supply the feather!





I thought showing my ass would prevent the tie down and the spanking ... you know, by appeasing the crowd!

And the tobasco sauce is only for the hamster. I thought it could use it, being a rodent and all!

Hmm, well Riv, okay, as long as your supplying the feather. But you owe me one good smack on that sexy ass.