Problem Child, I TOLD you to sterilize you cock

[KillerMuffin]

Now I'm getting sick and it's all your fault. You gave me Mischka snot cooties!

 

[Problem Child]

So what? I've got bruises all up and down the little fella from your diseased gums.

yech.

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

 

[KillerMuffin]

My gums aren't diseased. The bruises came from when you told me to bite you. So I did.

One side of my nose is plugged up with snot. I'm taking OTC medication that's contraindicated with my seizure stuff.

I'm going to drink some beer now. Rootbeer.

 

[Siren]

 

[Problem Child]

My gums aren't diseased. The bruises came from when you told me to bite you. So I did.

One side of my nose is plugged up with snot. I'm taking OTC medication that's contraindicated with my seizure stuff.

I'm going to drink some beer now. Rootbeer.

You didn't bite me, you gummed me, Brunhilde. I know because I saw your dentures soaking in that glass of root beer on the nightstand.

blech.

 

[KillerMuffin]

And another thing. Little my hispanic tuckus! You told me it was a nice moderate size. I didn't know you were planning on tickling my clit through my tonsils with it!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Bite, gummed, same thing. I masticated. You liked the sound of it at the time.

 

[Problem Child]

And another thing. Little my hispanic tuckus! You told me it was a nice moderate size. I didn't know you were planning on tickling my clit through my tonsils with it!

Do we have to go over this again? You know your clit is in the wrong place, Miss Lovelace.

 

[KillerMuffin]

My clit is just fine. Your dick is too big, Mr. Holmes.

 

[Problem Child]

Bite, gummed, same thing. I masticated. You liked the sound of it at the time.

I told you I wanted to be masturbated, not masticated, but unfortunately your hearing aid batteries were dead again.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think it was your voice box. My cochlear transplants work just fine, thank you. Your generous exchange of surgery for sex made that possible. You should give up smoking, that hole in your neck is pretty gross.

 

[Problem Child]

I think it was your voice box. My cochlear transplants work just fine, thank you. Your generous exchange of surgery for sex made that possible. You should give up smoking, that hole in your neck is pretty gross.

Okay, that's enough. You win. Some of the responses I'm considering are making me nauseous.