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[graceanne]

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!
Graceanne, that children's songs site....... WOW. I have only looked at like eight of the songs so far and I'm already almost crying. There are songs on there that I remember from kindagarten, and music class in elementary school, songs that have stayed in my memory but I thought I would never see/hear again! Thank you so much for this amazing trip down memory lane. wow!!!



Heather

LOL You're welcome. I never forget a song once I have it memorized, so for me it's just a matter of letting the kids sing with it.

 

[graceanne]

I was driving A home from school and she asked me "Mom, why are my toes so hairy?"

"Cause you have the misfortune of being related to me, honey."

A second went by then she yelled "YEOW!"

I chuckled and said "Well, don't pull them out!"

She gave them a tug and said "It didn't hurt at first . . . . those little suckers are in deep."

ROFLMAO

 

[greenmands]

I was driving A home from school and she asked me "Mom, why are my toes so hairy?"

"Cause you have the misfortune of being related to me, honey."

A second went by then she yelled "YEOW!"

I chuckled and said "Well, don't pull them out!"

She gave them a tug and said "It didn't hurt at first . . . . those little suckers are in deep."

ROFLMAO

I usually burn the hair off my toes. I sometimes think I have a Hobbitt in my ancestry

 

[graceanne]

I usually burn the hair off my toes. I sometimes think I have a Hobbitt in my ancestry

You and me both. It's on both sides of my family, we have the harriest toes. I shave em, though. I told A she could shave hers, if they're bugging her that bad.

 

[FurryFury]

I had some lovely funny things to share that my son wrote this week but he won't let me. *grr* Except for this one, a sensory description of him in his room. Oh how I wish he would let me share more! LOL!


"My Room:

I am playing video games. My mind wanders to my PS2. I wonder how anything could bring me that much happiness. While I think about that, sounds of screams, chainsaws, and gunfire swim though my head like a worm.

I drink my freshly iced water. I can feel the chill rushing down my spine. It freezes my stomach and blood, yet it is refreshing to me and reminds me of sleeping somehow.

Sitting on my new chair, I feel like I am resting on a cloud. I feel as though I have a cat in my lap, purring. I'm in my happy place!

All of a sudden this wonderful stuff vanishes without a trace. I’m broken down, devastated, all these positive emotions are gone, in the blink of the eye. I say to myself, "How could things get any worse?"

Suddenly, I smell a foul, repulsive smell. I sniff my armpit. There it is, the smell! It could make anyone commit suicide just to get away from it!

I grin and say, "I guess that's how things could get worse!" Feeling better now, I let out a good laugh." ~ Fury's Son.

He is really something!

Fury

 

[graceanne]

I had some lovely funny things to share that my son wrote this week but he won't let me. *grr* Except for this one, a sensory description of him in his room. Oh how I wish he would let me share more! LOL!


"My Room:

I am playing video games. My mind wanders to my PS2. I wonder how anything could bring me that much happiness. While I think about that, sounds of screams, chainsaws, and gunfire swim though my head like a worm.

I drink my freshly iced water. I can feel the chill rushing down my spine. It freezes my stomach and blood, yet it is refreshing to me and reminds me of sleeping somehow.

Sitting on my new chair, I feel like I am resting on a cloud. I feel as though I have a cat in my lap, purring. I'm in my happy place!

All of a sudden this wonderful stuff vanishes without a trace. I’m broken down, devastated, all these positive emotions are gone, in the blink of the eye. I say to myself, "How could things get any worse?"

Suddenly, I smell a foul, repulsive smell. I sniff my armpit. There it is, the smell! It could make anyone commit suicide just to get away from it!

I grin and say, "I guess that's how things could get worse!" Feeling better now, I let out a good laugh." ~ Fury's Son.

He is really something!

Fury

LOL Sounds like a smart ass, too.

 

[FurryFury]

LOL Sounds like a smart ass, too.

He's the best!

*grins*

Fury

 

[marieR19]

lol at Fury's son and catalina's daughter!! I love kids.


Heather

 

[Mamid]

DD said her first real words today. While the credits were rolling on a tv show, she waved her little fingers bye at the tv and said "byebye see you." She now says it when she gets down out of your lap and a few other times, but always when the tv show ends. LOL

DS .. is... a clown. His newest toy is a huge Thomas set. Which means he leaves me alone during the day. Honest.

Anyway... he's always coming downstairs with his "hopper copper" (helicopter) asking for it to be fixed.

But earlier this week, DS and Penalt were having a huge argument and suddenly DS screamed out "I'm gonna kill you." That set both of us back on our heels for a second. We knew he was angry but not that angry.

DS also goes absolutely apeshit whenever I make popovers. He runs around in circles and bounces and more until they are in his little tummy. He loves them so much that when I make them, he demands to help and has a fit if I don't let him.

 

[graceanne]

My son is so funny. And possessive.

A few weeks ago the sun was out. He pointed to it and said "Sun?". I said "Yep." He said "MINE!" I laughed and said "You have to share." He put out his lower lip, crossed his arms over his chest and went "Hmph."

Then this afternoon he saw Mt. Hood. He said "MY mountain back." His sister said "It's not yours." He turned and yelled "MINE!"

Then a few minutes ago he was standing at the window telling me that 'his' cloud was gone. Then he got all excited. 'His' cloud was back.

 

[CherryPop22]

Since i don't have kids i thought i would share some of the things i have done


When i was little i insisted my name was Butt i would get in huge fights with my parents when they called me by my real name. I was in pre-school at the time in a catholic school and when they called role i wouldn't answer and finially the teacher asked my name and i stood up and said proudly my name was Butt! needless to say my paretns were called


Also....

When i was learning the difference between girls and boys i went around asking every male if he knew he had a penis. I asked people at the store and all my parents friends then my grandparents came for a week. My mom was so scared i would ask my grandpa if he had a penis because my grandparents were very proper they tought my mom that bodies weren't to be talked about that it was "dirty" well i didn't ask all week and they were leaving and my mom thought she was home free. Then as we were saying good-byes i asked him. My moms face just went white, but to her surprise my grandpa just burst out laughing.

 

[graceanne]

Since i don't have kids i thought i would share some of the things i have done


When i was little i insisted my name was Butt i would get in huge fights with my parents when they called me by my real name. I was in pre-school at the time in a catholic school and when they called role i wouldn't answer and finially the teacher asked my name and i stood up and said proudly my name was Butt! needless to say my paretns were called


Also....

When i was learning the difference between girls and boys i went around asking every male if he knew he had a penis. I asked people at the store and all my parents friends then my grandparents came for a week. My mom was so scared i would ask my grandpa if he had a penis because my grandparents were very proper they tought my mom that bodies weren't to be talked about that it was "dirty" well i didn't ask all week and they were leaving and my mom thought she was home free. Then as we were saying good-byes i asked him. My moms face just went white, but to her surprise my grandpa just burst out laughing.

LOL I did that to my mom with our neighbors. hehe

 

[FurryFury]

My son is so funny. And possessive.

A few weeks ago the sun was out. He pointed to it and said "Sun?". I said "Yep." He said "MINE!" I laughed and said "You have to share." He put out his lower lip, crossed his arms over his chest and went "Hmph."

Then this afternoon he saw Mt. Hood. He said "MY mountain back." His sister said "It's not yours." He turned and yelled "MINE!"

Then a few minutes ago he was standing at the window telling me that 'his' cloud was gone. Then he got all excited. 'His' cloud was back.

My son is a little bit older than yours but he still makes me laugh. Not long ago he told me I should save all my spankings for him. *raises brows*

Fury

 

[graceanne]

My son is a little bit older than yours but he still makes me laugh. Not long ago he told me I should save all my spankings for him. *raises brows*

Fury

LOL That definately raises some questions.

 

[FurryFury]

LOL That definately raises some questions.

LOL!

I know!

Fury

 

[graceanne]

LOL!

I know!

Fury

Reminds me of when I caught D chasing B with K's belt, screaming with laughter. (D, not B. She was screaming with anger.)

 

[FurryFury]

Reminds me of when I caught D chasing B with K's belt, screaming with laughter. (D, not B. She was screaming with anger.)

My kids have rarely been spanked, though I reserve the right to do so under certain circumstances, it's isn't my first tool in the discipline box.

This darling boy has even asked me to spank him while bending over!

Fury

 

[graceanne]

My kids have rarely been spanked, though I reserve the right to do so under certain circumstances, it's isn't my first tool in the discipline box.

This darling boy has even asked me to spank him while bending over!

Fury

LOL

I, also, reserve spanking. I use it for DIRECT disobedience, and then not always. Mostly cause the girls hate to be yelled at - quite often that's all that's necessary to discipline them. And my son has a HIGH pain tolerance, you have to spank REALLY hard for it to make a difference. And he'd rather get spanked than have a time out, anyway. So time out's it is.

 

[FurryFury]

LOL

I, also, reserve spanking. I use it for DIRECT disobedience, and then not always. Mostly cause the girls hate to be yelled at - quite often that's all that's necessary to discipline them. And my son has a HIGH pain tolerance, you have to spank REALLY hard for it to make a difference. And he'd rather get spanked than have a time out, anyway. So time out's it is.

At this age it's no longer time outs (unless I need one so I don't KILL them) but losing privileges that seems to do some good.

Fury

 

[CherryPop22]

I always thought if i do have kids that i would handle punishment by make them write a paper on why what they did was wrong. The length would be determined by how old they are and all privileges would be provoked until they handed in their paper.

 

[FurryFury]

I always thought if i do have kids that i would handle punishment by make them write a paper on why what they did was wrong. The length would be determined by how old they are and all privileges would be provoked until they handed in their paper.

Hell no! Not a paper! You can't make me!

LOL!

Fury

 

[CherryPop22]

Hell no! Not a paper! You can't make me!

LOL!

Fury

then you can't do anything until you turn in that paper!

 

[FurryFury]

then you can't do anything until you turn in that paper!

*pouts and plots*

Fury

 

[graceanne]

So today was A's first soccer practice. Besides having to forcibly keep D from joining in he stood on the sidelines the whole time yelling "GO GO GO! FASTER! GO!" I don't know if he was yelling at A, or all of them. And it didn't matter where the ball was, or who was winning. lol

 

[graceanne]

Two new things:

Yesterday one of the cats clawed my husbands foot. He let loose with some cuss words. A few seconds after he was done K, my best friends daughter, said "Wow. That's a lot of cuss words for one sentance."

Also, my nephew got in trouble at school, AGAIN. He was sitting in the principles office and asked her (the principle) how you become a principle. She said "Well, first you gotta go to school and get good grades. Then you go to college and get good grades. Then you become a teacher and if you work really hard you might get to be principle."

My nephew thought about that for a few seconds and then said "Huh. Seems like a lot of trouble to go to just to get kids in trouble."