Priest in a Corvette Pulls a Gun - Road Rage

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https://www.yahoo.com/gma/priest-ar...lling-gun-061424277--abc-news-topstories.html

[Edit: I guess I should specify that he was not a Catholic priest. He was Episcopalian. I grew up Baptist so it really doesn't matter which denomination it is, IMO. And "I grew up Baptist" doesn't mean I am religious. It just means that I was in a different denomination when I was religious.]


So, first thing that's pretty fucked up about this - a priest, humble man of god, is driving a nicer car than most of the people in the United States.

Secondly, he brake-checked a person behind him who wanted to pass. Talk about a man of god! I guess there's no Commandment in the Bible on brake-checking. :rolleyes:

And third, he points a gun at the person who wanted to pass. How could anybody be that upset about somebody trying to pass that you think to pull a gun? "Turn the other cheek, grab your Glock, and take aim." Is that what he read in his New King James version of the Bible?
 
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https://www.yahoo.com/gma/priest-ar...lling-gun-061424277--abc-news-topstories.html

So, first thing that's pretty fucked up about this - a priest, humble man of god, is driving a nicer car than most of the people in the United States.

Secondly, he brake-checked a person behind him who wanted to pass. Talk about a man of god! I guess there's no Commandment in the Bible on brake-checking. :rolleyes:

And third, he points a gun at the person who wanted to pass. How could anybody be that upset about somebody trying to pass that you think to pull a gun? "Turn the other cheek, grab your Glock, and take aim." Is that what he read in his New King James version of the Bible?

It was a Glock 22, I'd a thought if he was driving a red Corvette he'd kind of have a Desert Eagle or something like that. A little Glock seems a bit of a pussy gun to pull, I mean, it's the sort of gun a girl uses. And waving it at a Silverado? Altho I guess if you're driving a Corvette and a Silverado's going to pass you, that might be a bit upsetting if you're a guy. And he looks kinda like a guy that might get upset by stuff like that.

Now the question is, what sort of gun should you wave back? Not being a turn-the-other-cheek kind of girl. Or should you just floor it and get the f** out of Dodge? Or close your eyes and join the "priest" in prayer.
 
It was a Glock 22, I'd a thought if he was driving a red Corvette he'd kind of have a Desert Eagle or something like that. A little Glock seems a bit of a pussy gun to pull, I mean, it's the sort of gun a girl uses. And waving it at a Silverado? Altho I guess if you're driving a Corvette and a Silverado's going to pass you, that might be a bit upsetting if you're a guy. And he looks kinda like a guy that might get upset by stuff like that.

Now the question is, what sort of gun should you wave back? Not being a turn-the-other-cheek kind of girl. Or should you just floor it and get the f** out of Dodge? Or close your eyes and join the "priest" in prayer.

*Ahem* I like my Glock 23, thank you very much.
 
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