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"President Biden held a news conference, citing cognitive decline and 'that damn alpha male, Putin, as reasoning for his resignation.
'Putin kept being too manly and everytime I asked what pronoun he used, he would never tell me'
VP Kamala Harris remarked, 'I told Joe I was better than he was and deserved to piss off whiny Trumpies more than him, and we both agreed'
Adding, 'i really don't want to be President, so I'll be resigning and making Pelosi President'
Pelosi was unavailable for comment "
'Putin kept being too manly and everytime I asked what pronoun he used, he would never tell me'
VP Kamala Harris remarked, 'I told Joe I was better than he was and deserved to piss off whiny Trumpies more than him, and we both agreed'
Adding, 'i really don't want to be President, so I'll be resigning and making Pelosi President'
Pelosi was unavailable for comment "
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