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Became an Internet Explorer; got lost in the Virtual Jungle.
 
While auditioning for the role of Klaatu the world actually stood still.
 
Just kept walking on that beach until they vanished.

(Gamine is one of my favourite words, by the way!)

Slept with Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Got clap, syphilis, herpes, and a couple other STDs previously unknown to medical science.
 
Met its demise whilst investigating the cause for a stuck trigger on a nail gun.
 
Auto-Correct fail: Meant to say “Kiss Me”, but the text said “Kill Me”. Jelious husband read text and complied.

Darwin Award pending.
 
Thought it was a tanning booth, got trapped inside an Iron Maiden torture device.
 
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