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[_valkyrie_]

Became an Internet Explorer; got lost in the Virtual Jungle.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Became an Internet Explorer; got lost in the Virtual Jungle.

Heroin Thunderdome with Keith Richards.

 

[Series 6]

Heroin Thunderdome with Keith Richards.

His voraciousness for finding the best value caused him to become lost in the world's largest thrift store.

 

[Gamine67]

While auditioning for the role of Klaatu the world actually stood still.

 

[ashik09]

While auditioning for the role of Klaatu the world actually stood still.

Just kept walking on that beach until they vanished.

(Gamine is one of my favourite words, by the way!)

 

[VoraciousValue]

Just kept walking on that beach until they vanished.

(Gamine is one of my favourite words, by the way!)

Slept with Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Got clap, syphilis, herpes, and a couple other STDs previously unknown to medical science.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Met its demise whilst investigating the cause for a stuck trigger on a nail gun.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Met its demise whilst investigating the cause for a stuck trigger on a nail gun.

Hit by a truck carrying sex toys

 

[_valkyrie_]

Speed dating accident.

 

[rexilion2]

Crushed by Thor's hammer

 

[jasonmason]

Crushed by Thor's hammer

While being chased by a jealous husband, they run out into traffic only to be hit by the cross town express bus. They don't stop for anything.

 

[Gamine67]

Auto-Correct fail: Meant to say “Kiss Me”, but the text said “Kill Me”. Jelious husband read text and complied.

Darwin Award pending.

 

[Series 6]

Auto-Correct fail: Meant to say “Kiss Me”, but the text said “Kill Me”. Jelious husband read text and complied.

Darwin Award pending.

Drank too much sea water.

 

[ashik09]

Drank too much sea water.

Sarlacc pit.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sarlacc pit.

Took a frozen pizza to the chip shop, had it fried, and choked when she took too big a bite.

 

[HBergeron]

Took a frozen pizza to the chip shop, had it fried, and choked when she took too big a bite.

Crushed when Margaret Dumont sat on him for making too many jokes at her expense.

 

[Series 6]

Crushed when Margaret Dumont sat on him for making too many jokes at her expense.

Was electrocuted while repairing one of his security cameras

 

[Gamine67]

Was electrocuted while repairing one of his security cameras

Tripped over the Cowardly Lion’s tail outside the Wizards condo.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Thought it was a tanning booth, got trapped inside an Iron Maiden torture device.

 

[fisherfella]

Sat on by a Percheron, while looking for love in all the wrong places...

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sat on by a Percheron, while looking for love in all the wrong places...

Was pulled under by an angry mermaid.

 

[fisherfella]

Suffocated in a tumbleweed storm..

 

[Little_Sister]

The Meg got him

 

[Gamine67]

Crushed by backlog of printed unanswered emails

 

[ashik09]

Crushed by backlog of printed unanswered emails

Lost in an endless tide of constantly flowing emotions.