pre-season football

[killallhippies]

this shit needs to stop. it's like watching the arena league. it's kinda like the real thing, but just meh. i'd masturbate instead, but i'm just too bored now. thanks nfl network. you've killed my soul with your endless stream of meaningless football. just add two more real games already, goddamnit.

 

[killallhippies]

also, i'm sick of baseball and i'm super crabby, so i kinda hope you all die.

 

[RoryN]

The games are a hell of a lot better than they used to be.

(Except for this replacement official bullshit. They're even screwing up team names.)

 

[kbate]

Please picture me with a smarmy smile as I say the following:

Have a nice day!

 

[killallhippies]

pffft.

that is all.

 

[Bert Notorius]

patience

 

[RoryN]

Week 1 (and sometimes 2) used to look like today's preseason...

 

[clutch1]

Adding two games would kill fantasy football.
But thems the breaks.

 

[killallhippies]

fuck fantasy football.

that's some awesome alliteration.

 

[clutch1]

I'm not playing this year, too much to do, but I've made some pretty good coin playing in the past.
But with two extra regular season games, I know they'd rest some high priority starters.

 

[islandman]

fuck fantasy football.

that's some awesome alliteration.

Oh yeah?

May your team be cursed with Jets-like mediocrity.

 

[clutch1]

Oh yeah?

May your team be cursed with Jets-like mediocrity.

Jets first win this season will be 6-3.
I can't imagine them being this bad all season though.

 

[killallhippies]

Oh yeah?

May your team be cursed with Jets-like mediocrity.

that's not even vaguely alliterative. you suck.

 

[islandman]

Jets first win this season will be 6-3.
I can't imagine them being this bad all season though.

Tebow to be the starting QB by the third game.

that's not even vaguely alliterative. you suck.

Favre you.

 

[RoryN]

Tebow to be the starting QB by the third game.

If that happens, Jets miss the playoffs.

 

[killallhippies]

that's probably going to happen anyway.