Postcards from Carson

[carsonshepherd]

*beeeep*

Hi, this is Carson. I'm out of town for the weekend, visiting the lovely OhMissScarlett. There is only dial-up, and only one cell phone tower for two counties However, I will be checking in from time to time, and my PM box is empty and waiting. Feel free to leave me a message after the tone.

*beeep*

 

[angelicminx]

*beeeep*

Hi, this is Carson. I'm out of town for the weekend, visiting the lovely OhMissScarlett. There is only dial-up, and only one cell phone tower for two counties However, I will be checking in from time to time, and my PM box is empty and waiting. Feel free to leave me a message after the tone.

*beeep*

Will do sugar! Have a good time!

 

[moonlight elf]

*beeeep*

Hi, this is Carson. I'm out of town for the weekend, visiting the lovely OhMissScarlett. There is only dial-up, and only one cell phone tower for two counties However, I will be checking in from time to time, and my PM box is empty and waiting. Feel free to leave me a message after the tone.

*beeep*

Have a great weekend Carson!!! Say, Hi to the lovely lady for me.


Moonlight

 

[ElizabethWest]

That sounds just a little needy Mr. Shepherd. But I'll be happy to help fill your box. Have a wonderful time with the lovely Miss S and hurry back when you can.

as if that tower would matter

 

[carsonshepherd]

as if that tower would matter

Hey, it gives me an excuse not to call...

And also means a certain person can't check up on me.

 

[Guest]

so jealous i could spit
but i swear ill turn my back first.

have a great time, gorgeous. as if you need me to tell you that. remember to pinch OMS's ass several times for me? if she gives you a hassle you can always say...
'vella told me to.'

 

[carsonshepherd]

so jealous i could spit
but i swear ill turn my back first.

have a great time, gorgeous. as if you need me to tell you that. remember to pinch OMS's ass several times for me? if she gives you a hassle you can always say...
'vella told me to.'

When the ass-pinching starts I will mention your name...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

When the ass-pinching starts I will mention your name...

I heard that.
I guess I should really start cleaning my house before he gets here.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I heard that.
I guess I should really start cleaning my house before he gets here.

I hope you give him a few pinches from the rest of us Miss S. And don't worry about the cleaning, pigs don't mind a little filth...

 

[Honey123]

Will there be picture taking?

Have a great time, guys!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Hi, this is Carson. I'm out of town for the weekend, visiting the lovely OhMissScarlett.

I heard that.
I guess I should really start cleaning my house before he gets here.

I was beginning to wonder it anyone had warned you, Scarlett. Courage. Like a kidney stone in the urinary tract of life, this visit too shall pass.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I was beginning to wonder it anyone had warned you, Scarlett. Courage. Like a kidney stone in the urinary tract of life, this visit too shall pass.

Rumple Foreskin

He always gives me plenty of warning before he comes.
Wait, that sounded dirty.

As for picture taking, I do have a new camera, so we'll see what happens. I'll have to wait until he passes out drunk...

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'll have to wait until he passes out drunk...

That shouldn't take too long...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That shouldn't take too long...

Lol. Since I don't drink much anymore, I definitely have the sober advantage.
You don't want to pass out at my house, you're bound to wake up with magic marker on your face and Hot Wheels in your pockets.

 

[Belegon]

Lol. Since I don't drink much anymore, I definitely have the sober advantage.
You don't want to pass out at my house, you're bound to wake up with magic marker on your face and Hot Wheels in your pockets.

Kids were the universe's way to teach me humility...








...it didn't work though .

 

[Honey123]

You don't want to pass out at my house, you're bound to wake up with magic marker on your face and Hot Wheels in your pockets.

'solong as the Hot Wheels is in the pocket!!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

'solong as the Hot Wheels is in the pocket!!

It's enough like Jackass around here already, I try to keep an eye on things.

Kids were the universe's way to teach me humility...

wasn't it WC Fields who said "Kids and animals will make a liar out of you every time."? Something like that, lol.

 

[carsonshepherd]

There will be no taking of pictures, as you know.

The Hot Wheels are generally under my feet when I step on them trying to find my glasses.

I will be making sure you don't have any Cheez Whiz before I do any drunken passing out.



PS - what's the weather doing?? This time I WILL bring a coat.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

There will be no taking of pictures, as you know.

The Hot Wheels are generally under my feet when I step on them trying to find my glasses.

I will be making sure you don't have any Cheez Whiz before I do any drunken passing out.



PS - what's the weather doing?? This time I WILL bring a coat.

The weather is fair to partly unpredictable with a chance for whatever-bring a coat.
There's no Cheez Whiz, but I'm cooking a turkey at some point.

 

[carsonshepherd]

The weather is fair to partly unpredictable with a chance for whatever-bring a coat.
There's no Cheez Whiz, but I'm cooking a turkey at some point.

Just as long as you remember to take the giblets out *stifles laughter*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

ANOTHER cyber-coupling?

Cute, cute, cute...

*sigh* I'm such a softie!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

ANOTHER cyber-coupling?

Cute, cute, cute...

*sigh* I'm such a softie!

Hehe. We would make a cute couple, but it's strictly platonic, has been for seventeen years.
I'm really terrible at relationships and Carson is, um...well, he's gay, otherwise we might've been a couple.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hehe. We would make a cute couple, but it's strictly platonic, has been for seventeen years.
I'm really terrible at relationships and Carson is, um...well, he's gay, otherwise we might've been a couple.

Wouldn't that make him the ideal husband? You could go out man-hunting together!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Wouldn't that make him the ideal husband? You could go out man-hunting together!

Not that we haven't been man-hunting together.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yeah, you wouldn't have to marry for that... I'm just a fucking romantic at heart.