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Post-Stalker Wanted:

Needfull Thing said:
You stole my idea and I intend to sue just as soon as I have founf enough spare change for an attorney.
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BodaciousBitch said:
I had/have a similar idea to this, but mine was/is more along the lines of looking for a sex slave. *Nods*
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Am I a thread thief??? Damn. Tell ya what. I will forward all of the applications of those not good enough for me to you two to sift through. If some pages are stuck together it is because I put too much mayo on my sandwich.
 
IhateClowns said:
Am I a thread thief??? Damn. Tell ya what. I will forward all of the applications of those not good enough for me to you two to sift through. If some pages are stuck together it is because I put too much mayo on my sandwich.
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I didn't say you were/are a thread thief, don't get your knickers inna twist! I said I had a similar idea!! Now that you have been brave to put an ad out....I may just take courage and do mine too! :rolleyes: Tut, honestly! :D
 
BodaciousBitch said:
I didn't say you were/are a thread thief, don't get your knickers inna twist! I said I had a similar idea!! Now that you have been brave to put an ad out....I may just take courage and do mine too! :rolleyes: Tut, honestly! :D
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My knickers are very straight thank you. See you wouldn't make a very good post stalker for me. I need some ass kissing and worship coming my way.
 
IhateClowns said:
My knickers are very straight thank you. See you wouldn't make a very good post stalker for me. I need some ass kissing and worship coming my way.
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I am very well aware of this fact that I'd be a total numnutz as your post stalker...hence why I haven't filled out "the form". Good luck finding the right person!
 
BodaciousBitch said:
I am very well aware of this fact that I'd be a total numnutz as your post stalker...hence why I haven't filled out "the form". Good luck finding the right person!
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You think so huh? Don't have it in you to be my post stalker? That surprises me BB, but at least you can admit it. If you still wanna kiss my ass from time to time please stop by :)
 
Do a couple of prior felony convictions disqualify me - they were a long time ago - and I was set-up.
 
IhateClowns said:
You think so huh? Don't have it in you to be my post stalker? That surprises me BB, but at least you can admit it. If you still wanna kiss my ass from time to time please stop by :)
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I will need to see what your arse looks like before I even begin to think about planting my face lips on it. PM me a pic if you like. ;)
 
I would offer my services clown but unfortunately I am apparently stalking someone else, which is quite surprising as I have said person on iggy and cant see their posts.

Apart from one instance earlier this week, housekept my iggy list and took them off it accidentally. Was soon rectified thankfully.

I wish you luck finding your stalker.



*goes back to wall hugging, ninja stalking*
 
Lady_Fiona said:
I would offer my services clown but unfortunately I am apparently stalking someone else, which is quite surprising as I have said person on iggy and cant see their posts.

Apart from one instance earlier this week, housekept my iggy list and took them off it accidentally. Was soon rectified thankfully.

I wish you luck finding your stalker.



*goes back to wall hugging, ninja stalking*
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Thank you for the well wishes. I never realized how difficult it is to find a good stalker. The applications are coming in by the dozens. I may have to hire someone just to help me sift through them all.

Seriously appreciate the extra effort some of you women are doing by sending me pics. Now you guys really don't have to go that extra effort as I just ate my steak for today's holiday and have no desire for it to re-appear anytime soon.
 
Clowns, you type too fast and move too damn quickly.
You need multiple ones :D
 
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