Post Some Dom Hunks Please!

[canadiancutie]

You seem to have a thing for people with interesting shirts, I've noticed.

frick yes

 

[canadiancutie]

Well, I'm not looking for anyone, and probably never will be, but to find people for my friends and also to play games like this I made up a really bizarre and unattractive profile that I was certain would get no emails, no matter how often I popped into the place. And so far I have been right. Maybe you could do something like that?

I dunno, my profile is pretty darn terrible and for some reason I've been getting messages. Pretty much the entirety of my profile is telling people not to send me messages...hmmmmmmm

 

[TaintedB]

I dunno, my profile is pretty darn terrible and for some reason I've been getting messages. Pretty much the entirety of my profile is telling people not to send me messages...hmmmmmmm

Psst! The trick is be a man, but not just any man. You have to be male because every single woman on collarmeat, no matter what she looks like or what she says on her profile, gets hit on. Be an old man. A very obese man (not just supesized). A very _short_ man. And a switch. And a bisexual. Then choose a werid stupid name. That will scare almost everyone off! Also, don't write anything in your profile and don't put up a pic, even an ugly pic. People with pics get attention. People who write a profile get attention, even if it's only negative attention.

 

[canadiancutie]

Psst! The trick is be a man, but not just any man. You have to be male because every single woman on collarmeat, no matter what she looks like or what she says on her profile, gets hit on. Be an old man. A very obese man (not just supesized). A very _short_ man. And a switch. And a bisexual. Then choose a werid stupid name. That will scare almost everyone off! Also, don't write anything in your profile and don't put up a pic, even an ugly pic. People with pics get attention. People who write a profile get attention, even if it's only negative attention.

haha oi vay. You've put way too much thought into this dear.

 

[Marquis]

If you're male, you really don't have to try that hard to not get any attention.

 

[canadiancutie]

If you're male, you really don't have to try that hard to not get any attention.

do you know this from experience?

 

[FurryFury]

Well, I'm not looking for anyone, and probably never will be, but to find people for my friends and also to play games like this I made up a really bizarre and unattractive profile that I was certain would get no emails, no matter how often I popped into the place. And so far I have been right. Maybe you could do something like that?

Funny idea sugah!

I'll think 'bout it!

Fury

Now back to cleaning the damn house...

 

[Marquis]

do you know this from experience?

Oh yes.

With the exception of a few grossly below par females, Killishandra's was the only message I got from a female sub.

 

[canadiancutie]

Oh yes.

With the exception of a few grossly below par females, Killishandra's was the only message I got from a female sub.

really?!? that's a teensy bit ridiculous. I just put up my profile again today, it's pictureless, and really not very nice, I've received 13 messages haha

 

[FurryFury]

Oh yes.

With the exception of a few grossly below par females, Killishandra's was the only message I got from a female sub.

I'd think you would be swarmed! I'm very surprised.

Fury

 

[Marquis]

I'd think you would be swarmed! I'm very surprised.

Fury

You know, it's very odd.

I'm not fishing for compliments at all here, but I think there is something very unattractive about me to a lot of women. I just came back from a quick round at the local bars and you would think I had a disease. I would try to strike up a conversation with a female and she would stare at her friend like "oh god, why won't he just leave."

So I did.

 

[canadiancutie]

You know, it's very odd.

I'm not fishing for compliments at all here, but I think there is something very unattractive about me to a lot of women. I just came back from a quick round at the local bars and you would think I had a disease. I would try to strike up a conversation with a female and she would stare at her friend like "oh god, why won't he just leave."

So I did.

American girls suck.

 

[FurryFury]

Hi Marquis,

I'd have to disagree about the unattractive part. I've been all over your pic thread.

My favorite of your avatar's was the one in the big chair just before you went to Hawaii, which btw, I would really love to see someday soon.

Anyway, I would totally smile at you while I felt a little spike of fear in my heart if you came to talk to me at a bar.

What I mean by that is you are very good looking but there is something about you, that even if I didn't know you were here at the BDSM board would make me pause. Wouldn't stop me, if I were single but yeah.

Just saying...

Fury

 

[canadiancutie]

Hi Marquis,

I'd have to disagree about the unattractive part. I've been all over your pic thread.

My favorite of your avatar's was the one in the big chair just before you went to Hawaii, which btw, I would really love to see someday soon.

Anyway, I would totally smile at you while I felt a little spike of fear in my heart if you came to talk to me at a bar.

What I mean by that is you are very good looking but there is something about you, that even if I didn't know you were here at the BDSM board would make me pause. Wouldn't stop me, if I were single but yeah.

Just saying...

Fury

I agree....I'd do him.

 

[FurryFury]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/o/75/v/26068/default.htm

My inner boy says woof.

Well now that I've joined the thing and see can him, yeah! Man! If I were a single boy sub into yum, I'd hit it!

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

However I still can't see Betticus. What gives with that?

A lot of these pics are hot though, a LOT.

A lot of them are so young that I'm revising my opinion about if age matters from another thread.

Cause I sure as hell didn't know what I wanted in my early 20's, except to die. I was so miserable back then. I really didn't want to exist.

So I find it kinda hard to believe that these younger fellows can know what they want and what I want.

Uh oh! I still am not sure what I want. Hey maybe it's just me...

*walks off muttering*

Fury

 

[TaintedB]

haha oi vay. You've put way too much thought into this dear.

Not thought. Action. And it took all of five mins to think up becuase I've been doing online interacting for decades. I know thee score. Some of my friends only use collarme email accounts and I needed a way to talk to them without having my inbox swamped with inappropriate and annoying come-ons. So I worked hard to make myself invisible...at least to that crowd.

 

[TaintedB]

Oh yes.

With the exception of a few grossly below par females, Killishandra's was the only message I got from a female sub.

What is grossly below-par for you? Example? It's a sliding subject, tends to change as we get more gro-- er I mean older.

 

[TaintedB]

American girls suck.

LOL! You are too funny.

Marquis, usually you get lots of female attention, so I wouldn't worry. Were you drunk or doing anything that might have made you look not normal (bar-frequenters tend to be pretty conventional--you have to fit into their pigeonholes if you want to pick one up).

The online thing though is normal. Women (all I think, not just the subs) want to be approached on a personals site, not doing the approaching. I am different about such things, I have always preferred to do the approaching, but I'm an unusually aggressive type and I also like to give the attention, not get it.

 

[TaintedB]

I don't like his profile much, but I do like his face:

http://www.collarme.com/Default.asp?bhcp=1

 

[TaintedB]

I like everything about this man. If I were on the market I'd contact him in an eyeblink. He seems honest and direct, he likes the same things I like, he's got that hot hardass appearance that the little-biker-slut-trying-to-get-out in me really finds sexy AND... he's got a little budgie in the background! THUMBOS UP!

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/96197/details.htm

 

[Marquis]

Hi Marquis,

I'd have to disagree about the unattractive part. I've been all over your pic thread.

My favorite of your avatar's was the one in the big chair just before you went to Hawaii, which btw, I would really love to see someday soon.

Anyway, I would totally smile at you while I felt a little spike of fear in my heart if you came to talk to me at a bar.

What I mean by that is you are very good looking but there is something about you, that even if I didn't know you were here at the BDSM board would make me pause. Wouldn't stop me, if I were single but yeah.

Just saying...

Fury

It's not that I think I'm unattractive, but I do think I might send off a vibe that a lot of girls are intimidated by. I do a lot better when I hang out in the trendier areas of Miami, but it cracks me up that I have better luck with more attractive women. Or at the very least more sophisticated.

LOL! You are too funny.

Marquis, usually you get lots of female attention, so I wouldn't worry. Were you drunk or doing anything that might have made you look not normal (bar-frequenters tend to be pretty conventional--you have to fit into their pigeonholes if you want to pick one up).

The online thing though is normal. Women (all I think, not just the subs) want to be approached on a personals site, not doing the approaching. I am different about such things, I have always preferred to do the approaching, but I'm an unusually aggressive type and I also like to give the attention, not get it.

Unfortunately getting drunk really isn't an option any more now that I take lithium, so no I wasn't drinking at all. That was probably part of the problem. I seem to have better luck when I'm inebriated in some way. The night I met C I was high on X and I got something like 7 numbers that night.

As for online, I did approach quite a few women that I found attractive, and didn't get a lot of enthused responses. No matter.

 

[Marquis]

What is grossly below-par for you? Example? It's a sliding subject, tends to change as we get more gro-- er I mean older.

I'm pretty sure that,

"hey wassup yoo r lookin kinda hot in your pictures but i bet your mean so if you want to get with me you have to be nice but no ook i know youw ant to be mean thats ok you can be mean whats your name? my name is jackie you should write me back i wanna talk to you"

will ALWAYS be below-par.

 

[TaintedB]

Love the kitty, the man isn't bad, but wtf is "Brun?" (see his profile)

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/42419/details.htm#

 

[TaintedB]

I'm pretty sure that,

"hey wassup yoo r lookin kinda hot in your pictures but i bet your mean so if you want to get with me you have to be nice but no ook i know youw ant to be mean thats ok you can be mean whats your name? my name is jackie you should write me back i wanna talk to you"

will ALWAYS be below-par.

LOL, OK I see. _That_ sort of response.

This guy has the art of the sneer mastered. He's probably gay.

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/70592/details.htm