Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[gentold]

Favorite song is Careful With That Axe, Eugene by Pink Floyd

thinks his armor is impregnable

 

[rlaflamme]

thinks his armor is impregnable

Has never been in the woods

 

[Series 6]

thinks his armor is impregnable

I’ve never gotten pregnant.

 

[Series 6]

Has never been in the woods

Is afraid of heights

 

[rlaflamme]

Is afraid of heights

Is jealous of Darth Vader's light sabre

 

[Jada59]

Is jealous of Darth Vader's light sabre

Glows in the dark.

 

[rlaflamme]

Glows in the dark.

Runs away from tensile.

 

[gentold]

Runs away from tensile.

intended to write tonsils

 

[rlaflamme]

intended to write tonsils

Owns 200 flannels.

 

[Polranny]

intended to write tonsils

his chopper is a dildo

 

[gentold]

Owns 200 flannels.

channels

 

[rlaflamme]

his chopper is a dildo

Pretends to breath fire

channels

Has never held an axe.

 

[Polranny]

channels

despite owning 200 flannels he never washes

 

[gentold]

despite owning 200 flannels he never washes

nanny to unwashed souls

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

intended to write tonsils

Always saw life turning out this way.

 

[rlaflamme]

Always saw life turning out this way.

Shoots fire from her eyes.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Shoots fire from her eyes.

Shoots nothing, anywhere, ever.

 

[13Fantasies]

Shoots nothing, anywhere, ever.

Love child of River Phoenix

 

[LadyJS]

Love child of River Phoenix

He only has two fantasies; the rest are just for show.

 

[13Fantasies]

He only has two fantasies; the rest are just for show.

Her lady bits are named after Elvis

 

[LadyJS]

Her lady bits are named after Elvis

His favorite movie is Spice World.

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

His favorite movie is Spice World.

"That's no lady; that's my wife!"

 

[MattWolf]

"That's no lady; that's my wife!"

When he gets home from work he strips off his suit and puts on a toga over his y fronts

 

[Bellissa]

When he gets home from work he strips off his suit and puts on a toga over his y fronts

Hides behind Magritte because he is better looking

 

[MattWolf]

Hides behind Magritte because he is better looking

Is a Pigeon fancier