Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Lala_Phoenix]

Is actually a singing chicken.

cannot even handle singing chickens.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

cannot even handle singing chickens.

Only got past the first page of the Kama Sutra

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Only got past the first page of the Kama Sutra

asks Dear Abby for advice about sex.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

asks Dear Abby for advice about sex.

Sent pics to the National Examiner for a breast exam and made the cover next to Secrets of JFK's famous butterscotch cookies.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Sent pics to the National Examiner for a breast exam and made the cover next to Secrets of JFK's famous butterscotch cookies.

(true story)

always was a fan of Bea Arthur's cookies.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

(true story)

always was a fan of Bea Arthur's cookies.

Betty White once bailed her out for inciting a riot at a child's birthday party.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Betty White once bailed her out for inciting a riot at a child's birthday party.

He stole his neighbors panties off the clothesline

 

[Jada59]

He stole his neighbors panties off the clothesline

Wishes she were the neighbor.

 

[rlaflamme]

Wishes she were the neighbor.

Eats the pits of peaches.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Eats the pits of peaches.

He does not remember who attacked Pearl Harbor.

 

[rlaflamme]

He does not remember who attacked Pearl Harbor.

Looks under rock for worms, all the time.

 

[ashik09]

Looks under rock for worms, all the time.

Still waiting for Bugs Bunny to make a move on them.

 

[rlaflamme]

Still waiting for Bugs Bunny to make a move on them.

Shaves her head every day.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Shaves her head every day.

Thought helmets were a aphrodisiac for humans.

 

[rlaflamme]

Thought helmets were a aphrodisiac for humans.

Never uses "dirty" words

 

[angelofthenorth]

Never uses "dirty" words

paints his shed with a toothbrush

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

paints his shed with a toothbrush

Force chokes boys with cake sprinkles.

 

[rlaflamme]

Force chokes boys with cake sprinkles.

Blasts classical music and makes up lyrics for it.

 

[angelofthenorth]

is related to Grizzly Adams

 

[rlaflamme]

is related to Grizzly Adams

She despises fantasy and sci-fi anything.

 

[angelofthenorth]

She despises fantasy and sci-fi anything.

thinks he can rule the Earth, but of course, that's my job!!

 

[rlaflamme]

thinks he can rule the Earth, but of course, that's my job!!

Is always begging to join in on my plans to control the world.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Is always begging to join in on my plans to control the world.

Is the mysterious alter ego of a NASCAR Cup champion.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is the mysterious alter ego of a NASCAR Cup champion.

Cannot resist throwing rocks off a bridge into the water below.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Cannot resist throwing rocks off a bridge into the water below.

cheats at Pooh sticks