Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[gentold]

Speaks to everyone telepathically.

has a communication chip fitted in a certain part of her anatomy which permits easier phone sex

 

[ydahecnot]

Selects only trees that are about to fall anyway

 

[VoraciousValue]

Selects only trees that are about to fall anyway

Has a religious cult that worships the Sun. And Sandra Bullock.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has a religious cult that worships the Sun. And Sandra Bullock.

Believes the sun revolves around the earth.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Believes the sun revolves around the earth.

Owns a Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

 

[DarkSimian]

Owns a Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Only posts once every full moon

 

[Violetvixen1]

Only posts once every full moon

He does me at ever family function!

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

He does me at ever family function!

She's very meek in person. Like a kitten. You have to entice her to do even the smallest thing.

 

[Violetvixen1]

She's very meek in person. Like a kitten. You have to entice her to do even the smallest thing.

He’s seen me in person!

 

[DarkSimian]

He’s seen me in person!

Only does anal with me (she doesn't want inbred babies)

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Only does anal with me (she doesn't want inbred babies)

Poses for "incest monthly" magazine.

 

[BadAmy]

Poses for "incest monthly" magazine.

He is from Canada.

 

[DarkSimian]

He is from Canada.

Thinks jumper cables can be used as nipple clamps

 

[BadAmy]

Thinks jumper cables can be used as nipple clamps

Thinks?

 

[DarkSimian]

Thinks?

Thinks ass-to-mouth is ok, if you love someone

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Thinks ass-to-mouth is ok, if you love someone

Thinks "Requiem for a Dream" was a RomCom

 

[DarkSimian]

Thinks "Requiem for a Dream" was a RomCom

Thinks "The Human Centipede" was a DIY project video

 

[Violetvixen1]

Thinks "The Human Centipede" was a DIY project video

Thinks condoms should come in extra small

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Thinks "The Human Centipede" was a DIY project video

Shhh... almost there...

Puts mayo on chicken wings

 

[DarkSimian]

Shhh... almost there...

Puts mayo on chicken wings

Makes his own "mayo"

 

[ashik09]

Makes his own "mayo"

Uses that mayo for ... purposes.

 

[DarkSimian]

Then consume that mayo after used

Switched her normal birth control for rich Folger's Crystals...

 

[Taegul]

He always takes a fishing pole and tacklebox with him when dining at Long John Silver's in order to "fit in" better.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He always takes a fishing pole and tacklebox with him when dining at Long John Silver's in order to "fit in" better.

Thinks The Beverly Hillbillies is a documentary.

 

[JerseyJade]

He always takes a fishing pole and tacklebox with him when dining at Long John Silver's in order to "fit in" better.

It takes him 8 months to grow a full beard.