rlaflamme
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Talks really fast just to see if she can confuse people.
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Talks really fast just to see if she can confuse people.
BernadetteRochelle
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Is actually from New Zealand.
rlaflamme
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Believes Nova Scotia is a province of Manhattan.
BernadetteRochelle
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Is actually a Neptunian.
rlaflamme
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Refuses to go into graveyards.
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Does not believe in the existence of aliens
JerseyJade
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He thinks Star Wars is the worst movie ever made.
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Has a job as a smiley sun clipart designer. It’s a very specialized job
DarkSimian
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Has Bat Shark Repellent in one of his pouches
Erotically_Yours
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Has five t-shirts in his closet that say, “Everything is bigger in Texas”.
JerseyJade
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She spent 6 months in Texas researching if "things" were actually bigger in Texas.
DarkSimian
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Is taking applications to fill her openings
Erotically_Yours
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“Filled” her “inbox” with “applications”.
DarkSimian
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Gargles with Everclear
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Is looking to have her inbox filled by someone who is Force sensitive
DarkSimian
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Reuses condoms by shaking the fuck out of them
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Is getting ready for his seasonal molt.
Erotically_Yours
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Uses The Force to achieve erections.
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Likes an erection with the Force
HBergeron
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He's actually a stockbroker
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Erotically_Yours
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Wears Hello Kitty underwear.
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LOL a woman I briefly dated had on a pair of Hello Kitty panties one time.
Doesn’t actually own a pair of panties. When she does wear panties, she has to borrow them
Erotically_Yours
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Doesn’t wear underwear with jeans. Thinks it’s like cheap hotels: no ballroom.
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