Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[bunny4med]

Is actually an atheist

Takes 3 hours to undress for sex.

 

[13Fantasies]

Takes 3 hours to undress for sex.

Is really a deer 4 retail

 

[Invisable247]

Shops for Bras in the boys department

 

[Series 6]

Shops for Bras in the boys department

No photographs exist of him. He doesn’t even have a drivers license

 

[Erotically_Yours]

No photographs exist of him. He doesn’t even have a drivers license

Was present when Han shot first.

 

[rlaflamme]

Was present when Han shot first.

Always carries a second and third pair of heels with her, just in case pair one break.

 

[Invisable247]

Is more accurate with his alien cock then his laser gun

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Always carries a second and third pair of heels with her, just in case pair one break.

Is still looking for his illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.

 

[rlaflamme]

Is still looking for his illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.

Has every season of The Gummy Bears on Blu-ray

 

[Invisable247]

Has every season of The Gummy Bears on Blu-ray

Traded the Gummy Bears for Looney Tunes

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Traded the Gummy Bears for Looney Tunes

When spotted naked in public, he claims it is all a wardrobe malfunction.

 

[Series 6]

When spotted naked in public, he claims it is all a wardrobe malfunction.

Would kiss a wookie. Maybe even do more.....

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Would kiss a wookie. Maybe even do more.....

Has a deep seething jealousy of wookies.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has a deep seething jealousy of wookies.

Has four Wookie costumes in her closet.

 

[Series 6]

Has four Wookie costumes in her closet.

Was kicked out of the Mos Eisley Cantina

 

[rlaflamme]

Was kicked out of the Mos Eisley Cantina

Puts his index fingers up and close to his ears to get better reception.

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Puts his index fingers up and close to his ears to get better reception.

Is still looking for an earth shattering kaboom

 

[WerdNerd]

Is still looking for an earth shattering kaboom

All his ink is done with Sharpies.

 

[JerseyJade]

All his ink is done with Sharpies.

He's still impatiently waiting for the dictionary to be made into a movie.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

He's still impatiently waiting for the dictionary to be made into a movie.

Doesn’t have the best AV ever!

(Yeah, total lie. )

 

[JerseyJade]

Doesn’t have the best AV ever!

(Yeah, total lie. )

Has no clue how to make a person feel good about themselves.

(Another total lie )

 

[Series 6]

Has no clue how to make a person feel good about themselves.

(Another total lie )

Was actually born in Pennsylvania

 

[Taegul]

He was devastated when he found out that Waterworld would not be Kevin Costner's foray into golden shower movie-making. Ewww.

 

[Series 6]

He was devastated when he found out that Waterworld would not be Kevin Costner's foray into golden shower movie-making. Ewww.

Ha ha ha


Is Dan Fouts’s super secret love child.

 

[Invisable247]

Ha ha ha


Is Dan Fouts’s super secret love child.

Is R2D2 in disguise