Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[JerseyJade]

Came in dead last at a Claude Rains Look-a-like Contest

Every year for Halloween, he dresses up as a human.

 

[13Fantasies]

Every year for Halloween, he dresses up as a human.

She's from Virginia

 

[DarkSimian]

Every year for Halloween, he dresses up as a human.

Took the seat off of her bicycle, cuz it rubbed her the wrong way

 

[JerseyJade]

She's from Virginia

He does his besting thinking standing sideways.

Took the seat off of her bicycle, cuz it rubbed her the wrong way

Lol

He's terrified of little children.

 

[DarkSimian]

He does his besting thinking standing sideways.



Lol

He's terrified of little children.

Wants to have 20 children, and is looking for baby daddy volunteers

 

[LostGirlTink]

Wants to have 20 children, and is looking for baby daddy volunteers

Has an entire room of barbie dolls, including the dream house, the corvette and the barbie hot tub.

 

[ydahecnot]

Is coy about romance

 

[DarkSimian]

Has an entire room of barbie dolls, including the dream house, the corvette and the barbie hot tub.

Sold to me by Tink, to feed her growing Smurf addiction

 

[Guyblue82]

Has an entire room of barbie dolls, including the dream house, the corvette and the barbie hot tub.

Leaves fairy dust everywhere she goes and hates all women named Wendy

 

[Series 6]

Leaves fairy dust everywhere she goes and hates all women named Wendy

Has the ability to travel back in time

 

[Invisable247]

Wears his sunglasses at night

 

[Series 6]

Wears his sunglasses at night

Enjoys spying on his neighbors

 

[LizVegas79]

Keeps binoculars next to his bedroom window too.

 

[Led_Astray]

Enjoys cosplaying as applejack.

 

[13Fantasies]

Keeps binoculars next to his bedroom window too.

Only plays a therapist on TV.

Had a small guest star role on FRASIER

 

[Series 6]

Keeps binoculars next to his bedroom window too.

Doesn’t have curtains in her bedroom

 

[DarkSimian]

Keeps binoculars next to his bedroom window too.

Gives handjobs to returning troops, to thank them for their service

 

[Series 6]

Gives handjobs to returning troops, to thank them for their service

I’m glad that last post wasn’t directed to me.

Offers beard rides to returning troops or anyone in general

 

[bunny4med]

I’m glad that last post wasn’t directed to me.

Offers beard rides to returning troops or anyone in general

Enjoys being oiled and lubed like the Tin Man.

 

[LizVegas79]

Enjoys being oiled and lubed like the Tin Man.

Flying monkeys make her horny.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Works a gondola at the Venetian

 

[DarkSimian]

Works a gondola at the Venetian

Works as a gondola at the Venetian

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Works as a gondola at the Venetian

Never leaves ’s for the ladies who need them.

 

[DarkSimian]

Never leaves ’s for the ladies who need them.

That is untrue, dear

Uses the "Oh Jesus" handles in her car as stirrups

 

[Series 6]

That is untrue, dear

Uses the "Oh Jesus" handles in her car as stirrups

Is actually an atheist