Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[lurkingguy1978]

thinks the blue m&ms are Viagra...

 

[Invisable247]

Checks the expiration date on edible underwear at the adult store

 

[rlaflamme]

Checks the expiration date on edible underwear at the adult store

Is often seen behind the black curtain of video stores.

 

[Invisable247]

Uhhh check the name..... nah. Buys the X-ray glasses out of the cub scouts magazine

 

[rlaflamme]

Uhhh check the name..... nah. Buys the X-ray glasses out of the cub scouts magazine

Has a large collection of MADD Magazine that they keep sealing in plastic.

 

[Invisable247]

Hands beers out to vagrants in the park

 

[rlaflamme]

Hands beers out to vagrants in the park

Asks employee's if the merchandise can be tested before they are purchased at adult toy shops.

 

[Invisable247]

Accidentally flashes everyone when she ties her shoes

 

[rlaflamme]

Accidentally flashes everyone when she ties her shoes

Sits on park benches and hopes to see up skirts

 

[ydahecnot]

Doesn’t really obsess over the earth-shattering kaboom

 

[Invisable247]

While drinking free beer


Offers to shave the beavers at the zoo

 

[rlaflamme]

While drinking free beer


Offers to shave the beavers at the zoo

Once tried to jump in with the monkeys at the zoo

 

[angelofthenorth]

Once tried to jump in with the monkeys at the zoo

has plans to take over the world

 

[sneb]

has plans to take over the world

Wants to build a home with a garden at the northern pole

 

[rlaflamme]

Wants to build a home with a garden at the northern pole

Believes he can split atoms with a hacksaw.

 

[Invisable247]

He is the reason Scotty doesn’t know.

 

[rlaflamme]

He is the reason Scotty doesn’t know.

Likes to put blueberries in his nose then snort them out at people.

 

[Invisable247]

Likes to call the brush on his head the Labia polisher.... and offers to give them a good brushing

 

[jasonmason]

Likes to call the brush on his head the Labia polisher.... and offers to give them a good brushing

They really think that they are invisible.

 

[Invisable247]

Can you see me?



Still makes Vroom vroom noises when he drives a car

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Can you see me?



Still makes Vroom vroom noises when he drives a car

Was Brad Pitt’s stunt double in Deadpool 2.

 

[Invisable247]

Was Brad Pitt’s stunt double in Deadpool 2.

Taught Beyoncé how to dance

 

[Series 6]

Taught Beyoncé how to dance

Is actually totally visible, just very good at hiding

 

[Invisable247]

Didn’t follow order 66 followed order 99

 

[DarkSimian]

Came in dead last at a Claude Rains Look-a-like Contest