Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three
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LinusRules
Literotica Guru
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Speaks slowly to his mentally challenged dog groomer but still gets a puzzled look when he asks for his dog to be done "doggie style."
Little_Sister
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lol
Carries a cap gun in his waist band because he thinks it makes him look like a cop.
NeonSubtlety
I'm a guy. I promise.
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She told me, personally, that she’s into the Paul giamatti types. Have at her, guys.
lanceGibs
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Has an un treatable gut infection caused by eating raw scallops.
ADesirousKitten
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Had a pet rock, but he forgot and it starved to death. RIP.
lanceGibs
mr
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Has an Emergency care center for rocks .
Mrtenant
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Likes to dig around in his belly button for lint and hold it under people's noses so they can smell it.
lanceGibs
mr
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Collect belly button lint from blonds under 20.
Taegul
Totally Taegul
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He wore his first training bra in junior high school. Has dreamed of being a Victoria's Secret model ever since. Don't give up on your dreams!
Little_Sister
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He just got fired which is why he is on at the wrong time of day.
Taegul
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She was excited at the prospect of Donald Trump 'draining the swamp' as she's had a HUGE crush on Shrek for years and was hoping she might finally get to meet him.
Little_Sister
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He gets a woody every time he says Donald Trump. He fell in love with the comb over king when he was just a boy.
Taegul
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She's more of a Bill Clinton gal. She's gone through thousands of cigars over the years, but never smoked a single one.
Little_Sister
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Taegul
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Begs me in PM to sell him my old panties.... and cigars.
She never has any to sell as she donates everything to her local church. "No, Father McFeely, I don't want to see what's under your robes. Not again, please..."
Little_Sister
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He knows first hand what's under Father McFeely's robe. He is a good boy though always on his knees waiting for his reward.
Taegul
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Little_Sister
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That's where we first met
He loves his "girl days" where he draws a hot bubble bath, sips wine and reads the latest JA Huss one handed.
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Can't sleep without his wolf plushie.
johnnieblue44
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Sends me lewd "sexting" messages at all hours if the day and night.
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Wears a wrist sundial.
Taegul
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She writes her daily to-do list on her dining table every morning with a can of whipped cream. The entire list is always 'erased' by 8 am.
LizVegas79
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He treats women as trophies. He mounts them against the wall. He shows them off in front of his friends. He throws parties just to have fun and collect more trophies. It's gross and disgusting and I hate him for never inviting me
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