Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[MrPractical]

And he knows this because he likes to inspect the panties of all women where he works. Get those mirrors off your shoes please!!!

She wants a good spanking .....and an audience

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He wants a well oiled Sybian machine to orgasm on his own.

 

[MrPractical]

He wants a well oiled Sybian machine to orgasm on his own.

Has an over whelming desire to say..."thank you Sir...may I have another"

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Tries to attract attention by making his butt clap. If only he had a real butt..

 

[MrPractical]

Tries to attract attention by making his butt clap. If only he had a real butt..

Changes clothes at Macy's .......in the Men's changing room

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Changes clothes at Macy's .......in the Men's changing room

Likes to bite his toenails off instead of clipping them off. Yes, ladies, he has a skewered grill. Just look away.

 

[MrPractical]

Likes to bite his toenails off instead of clipping them off. Yes, ladies, he has a skewered grill. Just look away.

Has a fascination with toe nails and farts

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Needs to feel important so he sits in the front of the short little bus, wearing a helmet.

 

[MrPractical]

Needs to feel important so he sits in the front of the short little bus, wearing a helmet.

Rents motel rooms for midget gang bangs

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Does cartwheels when extremely happy. It makes for an interesting dry cleaning bill of constantly ripped pants.

 

[lanceGibs]

Does cartwheels when extremely happy. It makes for an interesting dry cleaning bill of constantly ripped pants.

A famous film person posting anonymously.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Likes to skateboard his way to work. It would be nice to know HOW TO skateboard first though.

 

[papadoc19]

She prefers Vanilla Bean ice cream

 

[DarkSimian]

There is no Dana, there is only papadoc

 

[Taegul]

There is no Dana, there is only papadoc

He loves Sushi but can't afford the overpriced restaurants in his neighborhood so instead he buys goldfish from the local pet store. "Drown it in ketchup" is a winning philosophy for any aspiring chef!

 

[papadoc19]

He only dresses casual for avatar pics

 

[Taegul]

He can recite all the dialogue from every episode of the original Star Trek television backwards. William Shatner is still amazed every time he visits Papadoc for their monthly book club. I'm so jelly.

 

[Little_Sister]

He loves nipples so much he will only drink out of baby bottles.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

He loves nipples so much he will only drink out of baby bottles.

She is into homoerotic poetry!

PS good to see you LS

 

[Taegul]

She likes to go fishing...at Sea World. Leave the Dolphins alone, dear.

 

[Little_Sister]

She is into homoerotic poetry!

PS good to see you LS

It said BASELESS!!! Ugh!

He likes to make photo copies of his genitals at the UPS store.

She likes to go fishing...at Sea World. Leave the Dolphins alone, dear.

He has his barber shave pickup lines in his back hair.

 

[Mrtenant]

It said BASELESS!!! Ugh!

He likes to make photo copies of his genitals at the UPS store.



He has his barber shave pickup lines in his back hair.

Wanders into home improvement stores looking for guys to flirt with

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Wanders into home improvement stores looking for guys to flirt with

Goes into Victoria's Secret and Lane Bryant to stare when the women come out to the 180 degree mirror.

 

[lanceGibs]

Goes into Victoria's Secret and Lane Bryant to stare when the women come out to the 180 degree mirror.

Understands that white men are not well hung yet pretends otherwise.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Understands that white men are not well hung yet pretends otherwise.

He really believes stereotypical images put out there and thrives on them.