Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[lakesailer_mi]

She doesn't post in the Any Lit members you want to fuck thread because she wants me to stay uncertain.

He really only has three fantasies. Like all guys, he inflates the numbers...

 

[13Fantasies]

He really only has three fantasies. Like all guys, he inflates the numbers...

Never sailed in anything larger than his bathtub. Still got seasick

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Never sailed in anything larger than his bathtub. Still got seasick

Peace cannot be kept by force, but why do you have a "playroom" that makes women hit the ground running for the exit?

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Peace cannot be kept by force, but why do you have a "playroom" that makes women hit the ground running for the exit?

Lactose Intolerant.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Lactose Intolerant.

*Enough with the lactose intolerant lies...lol, be original for the ones that follow *

Life was good until someone pointed the red dot at his crotch and the neighborhood cats came out of hiding and attacked!

 

[HBergeron]

*Enough with the lactose intolerant lies...lol, be original for the ones that follow *

Life was good until someone pointed the red dot at his crotch and the neighborhood cats came out of hiding and attacked!

That ice cream container is empty - she just uses it to lure men into her lair. (Rowr!)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

That ice cream container is empty - she just uses it to lure men into her lair. (Rowr!)

Gave LLCoolJ his name. It was modeled after himself...

 

[HBergeron]

Gave LLCoolJ his name. It was modeled after himself...

She will not rest until a statue of her is placed in the town square, showing her naked, wielding a sword.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She will not rest until a statue of her is placed in the town square, showing her naked, wielding a sword.

*In thigh high black high heeled boots, a black and gold bustier with matching bra and itsy bitsy bikini undies*

With the weather we're having, dreams of facing off with a crab on the beach, with a pot of old Bay seasoning, garlic butter and a little water already warming on the fire behind him.

 

[HBergeron]

*In thigh high black high heeled boots, a black and gold bustier with matching bra and itsy bitsy bikini undies*

With the weather we're having, dreams of facing off with a crab on the beach, with a pot of old Bay seasoning, garlic butter and a little water already warming on the fire behind him.

And she will be right there, dressed like that, holding a net, ready to feast together.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

And she will be right there, dressed like that, holding a net, ready to feast together.

Not quite sure how to open a crab successfully so he had to get a Marylander (me) to do it.

(Crabs are on certain MD license plates)

 

[DiscoveringRomance]

Not quite sure how to open a crab successfully so he had to get a Marylander (me) to do it.

(Crabs are on certain MD license plates)

Her automobile headlights can actually wink at another car passing by...lol

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Not quite sure how to open a crab successfully so he had to get a Marylander (me) to do it.

(Crabs are on certain MD license plates)

She blinks her eyes, and she can change a tire

Her automobile headlights can actually wink at another car passing by...lol

Discovers romance everywhere they go!

 

[Taegul]

It was her life long dream to go swimming with dolphins, so she visited the hotel where the Miami Dolphins were staying and she jumped in the pool with the entire team. What happened next is meant for an entirely different thread...

She blinks her eyes, and she can change a tire



Discovers romance everywhere they go!

 

[LanguageOfLove]

It was her life long dream to go swimming with dolphins, so she visited the hotel where the Miami Dolphins were staying and she jumped in the pool with the entire team. What happened next is meant for an entirely different thread...

lol

He was the attendee at the hotel as well as the dolphin trainer...

 

[Taegul]

She still doesn't understand the use of online dating websites when she has a perfectly good white pages phonebook at home. How about names starting with the letter P this week?

lol

He was the attendee at the hotel as well as the dolphin trainer...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She still doesn't understand the use of online dating websites when she has a perfectly good white pages phonebook at home. How about names starting with the letter P this week?

Is so desperate for a hookup that he waits outside of different personal trainers' studios to pass out cards inviting the willing to his place...his momma's basement...for a rub down after their workouts.

 

[de_valmont]

Is so desperate for a hookup that he waits outside of different personal trainers' studios to pass out cards inviting the willing to his place...his momma's basement...for a rub down after their workouts.

Is waiting for a man or woman to take her, roughly and ignorant of her pleasure. Already drenches her panties when a subject is in sight, be there a chance to be taken or not.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Is waiting for a man or woman to take her, roughly and ignorant of her pleasure. Already drenches her panties when a subject is in sight, be there a chance to be taken or not.

He's a rude little bastard that degrades everyone he's ever met.

 

[de_valmont]

He's a rude little bastard that degrades everyone he's ever met.

Is not at all intrigued by my fantasy on BlackCaramelCreme she answered to.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Is not at all intrigued by my fantasy on BlackCaramelCreme she answered to.

His danger room has cabbage patch doll heads in the corners with film, an upside down swing hanging from the chandelier, 4 Sybian machines attached to the walls and high on the walls the all types of midieval toys...

 

[Mrtenant]

His danger room has cabbage patch doll heads in the corners with film, an upside down swing hanging from the chandelier, 4 Sybian machines attached to the walls and high on the walls the all types of midieval toys...

Once took a guy's hotrod and robbed a bank, escaped off into an Arizona desert and camped all night with a small tribe of Comanches trying to find their roots. Ate a bunch of peyote and scored a plane trip the next day to Antigua where she met Ricardo Montablan wearing a white suit and his little friend. There she fell in love with a dyke named Louis(e?) Who showed her the fine art of castrating Jamaican Olympic runners. After that they had a beer with chips and salsa.

 

[Taegul]

He doesn't have nearly as much time to post as he used to now that he's been contracted to build that wall! #MAGABRO

Once took a guy's hotrod and robbed a bank, escaped off into an Arizona desert and camped all night with a small tribe of Comanches trying to find their roots. Ate a bunch of peyote and scored a plane trip the next day to Antigua where she met Ricardo Montablan wearing a white suit and his little friend. There she fell in love with a dyke named Louis(e?) Who showed her the fine art of castrating Jamaican Olympic runners. After that they had a beer with chips and salsa.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He doesn't have nearly as much time to post as he used to now that he's been contracted to build that wall! #MAGABRO

Wears a hat since he has the same hair issue as djt. The comb over issue with loads of hairspray is real.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Once took a guy's hotrod and robbed a bank, escaped off into an Arizona desert and camped all night with a small tribe of Comanches trying to find their roots. Ate a bunch of peyote and scored a plane trip the next day to Antigua where she met Ricardo Montablan wearing a white suit and his little friend. There she fell in love with a dyke named Louis(e?) Who showed her the fine art of castrating Jamaican Olympic runners. After that they had a beer with chips and salsa.

He said all this with such a lisp, the computer screen needed the Windex treatment afterwards.