DeckardNYC
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Wonders along with David Lee Roth, where have all the good times gone?
She's the teacher in Van Halen's song.
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Wonders along with David Lee Roth, where have all the good times gone?
She's the teacher in Van Halen's song.
Thinks Magic Johnson is the best magician he has ever seen.
Often stands naked in front of the mirror but is too timid to make the first move on the good looking gentleman who is staring at him.
Believes that pushing the right series of buttons in the elevator will give you a massive lottery win.
Uses only his pinky fingers to type.
Has nothing on under that raincoat.
Invented post-it notes
painted a picture of himself and hung it in a museum next to the more famous one.
According to his religious beliefs, is not allowed to wear a shirt in photographs
Is deeply suspicious of fruit in jello molds.
Wants Jello Brand breast implants, to watch them jiggle...
thanks for all the good times
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