Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[DeckardNYC]

Wonders along with David Lee Roth, where have all the good times gone?

She's the teacher in Van Halen's song.

 

[neakman]

She's the teacher in Van Halen's song.

Thinks Magic Johnson is the best magician he has ever seen.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Thinks Magic Johnson is the best magician he has ever seen.

Often stands naked in front of the mirror but is too timid to make the first move on the good looking gentleman who is staring at him.

 

[neakman]

Often stands naked in front of the mirror but is too timid to make the first move on the good looking gentleman who is staring at him.

Believes that pushing the right series of buttons in the elevator will give you a massive lottery win.

 

[alwaysaway]

Believes that pushing the right series of buttons in the elevator will give you a massive lottery win.

Uses only his pinky fingers to type.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Uses only his pinky fingers to type.

Has nothing on under that raincoat.

 

[whistlersdad]

Has nothing on under that raincoat.

Invented post-it notes

 

[neakman]

Invented post-it notes

painted a picture of himself and hung it in a museum next to the more famous one.

 

[DarkSimian]

painted a picture of himself and hung it in a museum next to the more famous one.

According to his religious beliefs, is not allowed to wear a shirt in photographs

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

According to his religious beliefs, is not allowed to wear a shirt in photographs

Is deeply suspicious of fruit in jello molds.

 

[DarkSimian]

Is deeply suspicious of fruit in jello molds.

Wants Jello Brand breast implants, to watch them jiggle...

 

[PapaRomantic]

Wants Jello Brand breast implants, to watch them jiggle...

Cleared an entire Texas Walmart with what is becoming known as one of his "nuclear" farts.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

CLOSED

Over 5000 post here. Please use Version 5 now.

Thanks again for making lies so popular again.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Winner winner chicken dinner!

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Winner winner chicken dinner!

thanks for all the good times

 

[DeckardNYC]

thanks for all the good times

Drats, foiled again!

 

[PapaRomantic]

Wait - I posted the last lie?

Does that mean I WIN?!?

I have so many people to thank...to all who have joined me in lying, thank you so much, you have made me want to lie about you!

To my friends who have laughed at my lies - you are my inspiration!

And finally to my parents - all that lying I did to you when you were raising me has paid off!

I'M A WINNER!!!! AND THAT'S NO LIE!!!!!