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Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four
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Only reads every second page in a book.
alwaysaway
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Eats crayons.
neakman
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is actually always home.
alwaysaway
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(Psst, supposed to be baseless lol)
Reads all the horoscopes and goes by the one which suits him best in that moment. One day he’s Aquarius, the next, Scorpio. It’s a travesty!
neakman
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DeckardNYC
Literotica Guru
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JustAnotherFlower
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He sings showtunes in the shower.
Xerxes82
Not here for you
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Her breasts feel bigger if you cup them on a reach around rather than face to face. Psychologists call it the reverse nipple fallacy.
JustAnotherFlower
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*smirks*
He's trained his body for years to be in peak physical shape... He dresses as a crime fighting super hero called the Raven... his catch phrase, "Nevermore." Too bad he's never left his apartment while costumed.
Xerxes82
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If you tickle her side just so, she compulsively belts out Miley Cyrus tunes and does jazz hands until you stop.
JerseyJade
Jade
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cliteatingman
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He's a retired hit man for the mob.
She hates oral sex!
JustAnotherFlower
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Well fuck, I lagged way behind. Just ignore me.
Xerxes82
Not here for you
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Requires a rare emulsive extract made from mosquitos, aloe and walrus saliva in order to maintain his superhuman stamina in the bedroom.
Taegul
Totally Taegul
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Every time he flies on a plane, he insists on practicing the proper use of the oxygen masks and floating devices on the cutest stewardess on the flight before takeoff. He currently holds the North American record for being kicked off the most flights.
Misshotndeep
Tumbleweed
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It a total bitch. She will stab you in the back and has no clue what the word loyalty even means. Never trust her. lol
neakman
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likes it cold and shallow.
JustAnotherFlower
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He sleeps on satin sheets while hugging a SpongeBob doll.
DarkSimian
RONIN
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Sleep naked, but has 37 blankets on the bed in case she gets cold
JustAnotherFlower
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He wears flipflops and socks.. together.. *the horror*
DarkSimian
RONIN
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And that's all I wear
Has all her Beanie Babies on display in the living room
JustAnotherFlower
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And that's all I wear
Has all her Beanie Babies on display in the living room
He keeps every one of his toenail clippings in a lockbox in his bedroom. He always mumbles something about, "another pretty to join the party," as he tosses a new set in..
*gags*
DarkSimian
RONIN
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has a quilt made from all her old panties
Dejah_thoris_of_Mars
Really Really Experienced
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Considers cleaning between his toes foreplay
JustAnotherFlower
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World Hula hoop champion of '87.
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