Dejah_thoris_of_Mars
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2016
- Posts
- 347
Carefully examines bananas and cucumbers when shopping, they have special needs.
Refused my application to join his M.A.N club (Martian Appreciation Network)
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Carefully examines bananas and cucumbers when shopping, they have special needs.
Refused my application to join his M.A.N club (Martian Appreciation Network)
Pretends to be from Mars, but has never been seen there.
Accidentally tried to conquer Jupiter. Gave up after realizing there was no place to plant his flag.
Has attempted many trips to Pluto, but cant get the right fuel.
Wears green granny panties under his Marvin the Martin kilt/skirt most of the time.
Has green underwear also, but it's because he can't get the suit off.
Despises Robert Frost's work
Is self-healing by kissing the boo-boo on her knee...
Desperately wants a gap in his smile to be cool like Michael Strahan; will under a painful 7 hour surgery in the Balkans to get his gap.
Thinks "Robert Frost" was a prequel to the movie "Frosty the Snowman"
Prefers Jack Daniels (not Jack Frost) to be nipping at his liver
Thinks the lone star state was named for being a very discount state.
She's human.He’s a good guy.
She's human.
Thinks the lone star state was named for being a very discount state.
Another nice guy. The house is full of gentleman. Including myself.
Since he was 5 years old, he's been trying to catch that rascally Easter Bunny, and this year will be no exception.
recently dyed her hair blonde to try and look more like Edgar Winter.
once ran a 5K against 90 year olds and came in 4th.
Filled his waterbed with jello
Is a yoga master.
Likes well done steak
Pffffft. Butthead.
Is looking forward to a zombie movie marathon when I come visit in two months, starting with World War Z.![]()
Only if you want me to NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!!!
Hates horror movies, and does not want to see the new Pet Semetary movie...
He is dreading the next family reunion.
Loves eating Parma Violets and drinking Parma Violet Gin